Tigger: Is there a person alive today who deserves that life less?I don't think so.
Lionel Mandrake: SHUT UP DICK, YOU COCK
DarwiOdrade: NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, DICK!
Benevolent Misanthrope: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY YOU COCK!
Demetrius: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK!
nekom: SHUT UP DICK COCK, YOU CHENEY
T-Servo: Thanks, Dick, for all that quality time I spent in Iraq. Those memories I will cherish forever, the same amount of time I hope you spend in Dante's deepest circle.
ginandbacon: True story. I share a cardiologist with this arsehole. He assures me the man actually possesses a heart. I'm still not convinced.
Bareefer Obonghit: My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.
Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: "Miracle" is still the right word when Satan keeps you alive to carry out his deeds, right?
nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.
LittleSmitty: I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.
jjorsett: I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.
kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]
whidbey: kasmel: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 458x275]I read that as "abuse the planet"same thing
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