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    More: Florida, Reggie Diaz, road rage, service roads, Dodge Caravan, windshields, sandwiches  
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5477 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2013 at 1:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-19 01:24:03 AM  
7 votes:
Hurl of Sandwich
2013-10-19 01:29:28 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-10-19 01:14:07 AM  
2 votes:
It was probably a club sandwich.
2013-10-19 05:38:35 AM  
1 vote:
Diaz ducked for cover as the sandwich splattered on his windshield, sending sandwich parts flying in a 3-foot radius...

a 3-foot radius!!

WOW, how many were killed in such a dramatic incident of mass destruction and wanton endangerment!?!!?? Thousands? Millions? Brazilians?

/Bush is betting heavily on Brazilians...
2013-10-19 02:34:01 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't the deadly art of sandwich throwing some Shaolin temple thing?
2013-10-19 02:12:49 AM  
1 vote:
True story. Im in a cafeteria. Cafeteria special is Monte Cristo sandwiches. So I start pointing at them.

"What are you doing?"
"The count of Monte Cristo"

\Try the veal, folks. I'm playing this club all week,
2013-10-19 02:05:54 AM  
1 vote:
Sandwich throwers, that's who.

/club sandwich saved my life in Nam
2013-10-19 01:45:43 AM  
1 vote:
I've thrown Jamba Juice and Starbucks, never solid food.
2013-10-19 01:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
Not Chris Christie.
2013-10-19 01:22:41 AM  
1 vote:
I knew a guy who got into a fight with his wife.  She hit him, and as she walked away, he took the burrioto out of the microwave and hit her in the back with it.  He spent the weekend in jail for assault.  We always gave him a ration of crap about being in jail for "assualt with a deadly burrito"
2013-10-19 01:18:02 AM  
1 vote:
Call me bigoted but I'm betting it was a Cuban.
2013-10-19 01:15:09 AM  
1 vote:
2013-10-19 01:14:34 AM  
1 vote:
It wasn't a club?
2013-10-19 01:13:02 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Diaz told Orlando police he was in fear for his life and he did not give the suspect permission to point a firearm at him.

What's the etiquette on this again? When should you give permission?

Before they throw the sandwich.

Or the parrot.
2013-10-19 01:12:50 AM  
1 vote:
An angry anorexic on a bender?
2013-10-18 11:32:01 PM  
1 vote:
Did I err?

Should I have pulled a sandwich on the guy and thrown the gun?

Wouldn't that be worse some how?



What kind of person pulls a sandwich out of his shorts and throws a gun?


Florida-class freak!
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