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(NYPost)   Valerie Jarrett : Obama :: Karl Rove : Bush   ( divider line
    More: Scary, President Obama, Valerie Jarrett, Karl Rove, Edward Klein, White House, The Republicans, Great Satan, Vernon Jordan  
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2013-10-18 10:10:14 AM  
3 votes:
"It was during one of those nightly sessions that Jarrett devised the no-negotiating strategy that Obama has employed in his fight with the GOP over the government shutdown," Klein said, citing sources within the administration.

Klein continued, "Such sources include Connie Munism, Ken Yan, Benjamin O'ghazi and a variety of other insiders who I'm told aren't actually real people but that just shows you how dangerous this situation is."  "Now, I don't know how deep this conspiracy goes as I haven't heard Rush yet today but it's totes serious," Klein said.  He then declared he would stare directly into the sun in protest until the President admitted his crimes and resigned in disgrace.  Emergency rescue units arrived shortly thereafter to escort a beleaguered Klein to the emergency room for treatment.  As the ambulance raced off, a desperate cry, "Look what you've done to me, Obama!" could be heard from inside.
2013-10-18 09:12:40 AM  
3 votes:
claims author Ed Klein.

Ed Klein is an author in the same sense that an asylum inmate writing on the wall in their own feces is.
2013-10-18 12:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
 Democrats: Here have some rope

Republican: OMG I hung myself why would you do this to  us you monsters.

Democrats: Would you like some more rope?

Republicans: Sure.
2013-10-18 10:56:24 AM  
2 votes:

SlothB77: this article admits

It must have been very difficult for the Post and Dickslap McGillicuddy over there to admit to something like that.

In solidarity, I would like to admit that I have an enormous penis, the sexual prowess of a demi-god, and that my semen makes supermodels immortal.
2013-10-18 11:18:05 AM  
1 vote:
HotWingConspiracy: So it looks like this will emerge as the accepted GOP lore for this incident a- set-shutdown-trap/3001009/

Priceless.  Rove: "There's plenty of blame to go around for the chaos in Washington, but at the top of the list is the absence of presidential leadership."

I love it.  Next time I fly, I will verbally assault the flight attendant and make an asshole of myself.  For my defense I will blame the flight crew for not controlling the passengers.
2013-10-18 11:16:51 AM  
1 vote:
"The Republicans walked into a trap set up by Valerie Jarrett and President Obama, The Republicans are in an untenable position," he added.

Clown shoes. This article is clown shoes.
2013-10-18 11:08:07 AM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: It was Jarrett who advised Obama that voters would mostly blame Republicans if the federal government ground to a halt, providing a golden opportunity to swing back control of the House to Democrats in the 2014 mid-term elections, according to Klein.

basically this article admits two things: Obama and the dems were just as culpable in the shutdown as the republicans, perhaps even more so.  And they would be given a free pass - even though they were culpable, they would not be blamed.  And the media didn't blame them.

Yup Obama with the help of some person who wrote a book used mind control rays to force Republicans into being intractable assholes over the ACA to force a shutdown and possible default. You, the NYPost and some guy selling a book have cracked this thing WIDE OPEN.
2013-10-18 11:07:59 AM  
1 vote:
So it looks like this will emerge as the accepted GOP lore for this incident a- set-shutdown-trap/3001009/
2013-10-18 11:06:09 AM  
1 vote:
So what did the Republicans do....Walked into her clever plan, pounded the desk like intransigent asshats before utterly capitulating...and took all the blame.....but it was their plan....
// Put on your big girl panties GOP
2013-10-18 10:43:46 AM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: "Valerie came up with the concept late at night, after the kids and grandma and were gone."

Sounds like totally legit reportage.

This is the same "reporter" that said that Obama rudely walked out of a meeting with Netanyahu in Isreal to go have dinner with Michelle and the kids.  The fact that Michelle and kids were still in the US was a fact that escaped this cutting edge reporter.
2013-10-18 10:36:09 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-10-18 10:07:25 AM  
1 vote:
So the republicans walked into an obvious trap and Obama is the 'Amateur'.
2013-10-18 09:05:15 AM  
1 vote:
oh wait, you're serious
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