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(Sun Sentinel)   The train wasn't the only thing a-comin' down the tracks   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-10-17 09:26:52 AM  
Holy crap with the train references referring to jerking off
2013-10-17 09:30:07 AM  

styckx: Holy crap with the train references referring to jerking off

Yea the "reporter" was trying WAY too hard there
2013-10-17 09:35:46 AM  
I've now hit my pun quota for today.
2013-10-17 09:36:51 AM  
Train kept a comin' all night long.
Train kept a comin' all night long.
2013-10-17 09:36:59 AM  
Yeah, that article went a little off the rails...
2013-10-17 09:37:42 AM  
Still safer than having sex on the tracks.
2013-10-17 09:43:07 AM  
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Is it safe?
2013-10-17 09:54:11 AM  
There should be a 3 pun limit on reporters and stories.  No more than three.  Period

/I'm a fan of pun control

//I've become what I hate!?!
2013-10-17 09:59:10 AM  

booger42: /I'm a fan of pun control

Admit it:

You're just mad that the reporter took all of the low hanging fruit. Now we will have to work extra hard to keep things on track.
2013-10-17 10:07:40 AM  
The passenger on the train was also carrying a heavy load.
2013-10-17 10:24:00 AM  
He accidentally unloaded his freight on the bathroom floor.   That is a good excuse.
2013-10-17 10:26:26 AM  

Cybernetic: [www.avforums.com image 425x239]

Is it safe?

Came for the Laurence Olivier (on the boxcar floor).
2013-10-17 10:36:23 AM  
tragedy's a comin'
2013-10-17 12:13:48 PM  

Cybernetic: [www.avforums.com image 425x239]

Is it safe?

That scene is one of the few in which there are documented cases of people fainting out of sheer terror in theaters.  The American Dental Association begged them to cut that scene.

Dustin Hoffman about killed himself trying to upstage Sir Larry.  But nobody ever upstaged Sir Larry.
2013-10-17 12:13:54 PM  
He also allegedly stated that he might have accidentally ejaculated on the bathroom floor.

Hey!  These things happen, you know?
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