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(New York Daily News)   Kim Kardashian denied a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, will now have to be content with only swallowing her pride   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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cercidas [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 06:06:40 AM  
What, she swallows just her pride?
/lol ...
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 07:32:52 AM  
I wouldn't object to having her encased in concrete. The whole worthless family, for that matter.
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 08:44:12 AM  
The only thing she swallows is the man chowder of black men.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 08:57:49 AM  
She might still be able to leave her mark at Grauman's.

Handprint, handprint, handprint, snail tracks, handprint...
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 08:58:08 AM  
Who'd even think this was a good idea.

Kayne West!?

Well then.  Perhaps put her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Douchiness, right next to him.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2013-10-17 09:01:58 AM  
So everyone on Duck Dynasty should get one also?
 
DiarrheaVanFrank
2013-10-17 09:18:59 AM  
 
Infernalist
2013-10-17 09:19:55 AM  
In all seriousness, why on earth did she think that she 'deserves' a star on the walk of fame?  That honors 'actors' and 'actresses' that actually have talent and have done great things in film.

She's done nothing except tape herself getting farked and then riding that infamy into a reality tv show.

Don't get me wrong, she's got a kicking body, but she needs to shut the fark up and stop expecting things that are outside of her league.

What's next?   Demanding a Super Bowl ring?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2013-10-17 09:21:19 AM  
Make a deal.  She gets a star and we get to shoot her into the sun.  Everybody is happy.
 
ranak
2013-10-17 09:22:55 AM  
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ristst
2013-10-17 09:26:54 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: So everyone on Duck Dynasty should get one also?


You forgot Honey Boo-Boo & Vince "ShamWow" Schlomi (having a difficult time believing that's not a porn name)
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:30:31 AM  
 
69gnarkill69
2013-10-17 09:36:13 AM  

texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ


another angle
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2013-10-17 09:38:05 AM  

texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ


That's an inordinately large ass.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:39:19 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

That's an inordinately large ass.


There are probably bigger asses out there.
 
devilEther
2013-10-17 09:39:31 AM  

texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ


one of these days those ass implants are going to burst and leak down to her feet.
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:45:48 AM  

texdent: The Crepes of Wrath: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

That's an inordinately large ass.

There are probably bigger asses out there.


They watch her show.
 
Infernalist
2013-10-17 09:46:31 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

That's an inordinately large ass.


I'm a fan of her ass.  Not much else, but I'm a fan of her backside.

It's a shame it's attached to the rest of her.
 
groppet [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:47:52 AM  
Maybe they should make a walk of shame for reality shows in Compton or another wonderful neighborhood.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:48:39 AM  

devilEther: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

one of these days those ass implants are going to burst and leak down to her feet.


With that little ego dwarf Kanye pushing?  Doubtful.
 
dragonchild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-10-17 09:51:21 AM  
Change the nomination to just Kim Kardashian's ass and vote again.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 09:53:19 AM  

69gnarkill69: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

another angle


hahaha
 
FinFangFark
2013-10-17 10:04:13 AM  
Going on the assumption that no reality tv "stars" have been given stars on the Walk of Fame.   If/when it does happen, it will be a sad day, as a new low will be set.

/dat ass is worth a slap, but not at the risk of her talking to you
 
dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 10:09:35 AM  

grokca: texdent: The Crepes of Wrath: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

That's an inordinately large ass.

There are probably bigger asses out there.

They watch her show.


No, no, no

She married him.
 
TheShavingofOccam123
2013-10-17 10:25:23 AM  
She should have one of these on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It's what made her famous:



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FormlessOne
2013-10-17 10:26:00 AM  

Infernalist: In all seriousness, why on earth did she think that she 'deserves' a star on the walk of fame?  That honors 'actors' and 'actresses' that actually have talent and have done great things in film.

She's done nothing except tape herself getting farked and then riding that infamy into a reality tv show.

Don't get me wrong, she's got a kicking body, but she needs to shut the fark up and stop expecting things that are outside of her league.

What's next?   Demanding a Super Bowl ring?


Because both she and Kanye are idiots. They thought that folks honored on the Walk of Fame were honored for being generically "famous", and not for being famous due to their long careers in cinema.

They don't have an attention whore category on the Walk of Fame.
 
crowbar032
2013-10-17 10:26:53 AM  
In the last pic in the article when she's staring at the camera intently (assuming she wants to look "smoldering" or something else stupid), all I can think of is that she's starting to resemble Donald Trump when he pouts/scowls for the camera.
 
Alphakronik
2013-10-17 10:29:29 AM  
This is good.


I can't wait to the measured and reasonable thoughts that Kanye will have about this.
 
Alphakronik
2013-10-17 10:30:04 AM  
*hear*
 
Gosling
2013-10-17 10:30:20 AM  

FinFangFark: Going on the assumption that no reality tv "stars" have been given stars on the Walk of Fame.   If/when it does happen, it will be a sad day, as a new low will be set.

/dat ass is worth a slap, but not at the risk of her talking to you


The spokeswoman said there is no category for reality television, and that they have to get in the same way as everyone else: by showing some proof of actual talent. At least a nomination for an Emmy or Grammy or Tony or Oscar or something that proves they're famous for something besides just being themselves on TV.
 
FinFangFark
2013-10-17 10:38:02 AM  

Gosling: FinFangFark: Going on the assumption that no reality tv "stars" have been given stars on the Walk of Fame.   If/when it does happen, it will be a sad day, as a new low will be set.

/dat ass is worth a slap, but not at the risk of her talking to you

The spokeswoman said there is no category for reality television, and that they have to get in the same way as everyone else: by showing some proof of actual talent. At least a nomination for an Emmy or Grammy or Tony or Oscar or something that proves they're famous for something besides just being themselves on TV.


Well, Kanye's ego has won 19 Grammys.  I'm sure he will cut a track with her on his next album, and he'll title it "Gimme My Goddamn Grammy!" and will win one...thus completing the loophole for her giant ass to be imprinted on the sidewalk.
 
monoski [BareFark]
2013-10-17 10:42:07 AM  
Do porn actors generally get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
 
Gosling
2013-10-17 10:45:51 AM  

FinFangFark: Well, Kanye's ego has won 19 Grammys. I'm sure he will cut a track with her on his next album, and he'll title it "Gimme My Goddamn Grammy!" and will win one...thus completing the loophole for her giant ass to be imprinted on the sidewalk.


Funny thing is, I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Walk of Fame right now, and it says that you have to be placed in one of five categories: motion pictures, broadcast television, audio recording/music, broadcast radio, or theater/live performance. When the committee really, really wants to put someone on the Walk, they start getting creative. Muhummad Ali was given a star when the committee decided that they could count boxing as a live performance. The Apollo 11 astronauts were counted as television.

Basically, the committee could easily, if they wanted to, give Kim a star under television. They've bent and stretched the rules regarding selection to the point of breaking over the years. They just don't want to give her or any of her ilk stars and are using Kim to head off the whole can of worms before things get out of hand.
 
dragonchild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-10-17 10:50:48 AM  

FinFangFark: Well, Kanye's ego has won 19 Grammys.


Yeah, but that's basically the music industry's "employee of the month" award.
 
FormlessOne
2013-10-17 10:53:21 AM  

FinFangFark: Gosling: FinFangFark: Going on the assumption that no reality tv "stars" have been given stars on the Walk of Fame.   If/when it does happen, it will be a sad day, as a new low will be set.

/dat ass is worth a slap, but not at the risk of her talking to you

The spokeswoman said there is no category for reality television, and that they have to get in the same way as everyone else: by showing some proof of actual talent. At least a nomination for an Emmy or Grammy or Tony or Oscar or something that proves they're famous for something besides just being themselves on TV.

Well, Kanye's ego has won 19 Grammys.  I'm sure he will cut a track with her on his next album, and he'll title it "Gimme My Goddamn Grammy!" and will win one...thus completing the loophole for her giant ass to be imprinted on the sidewalk.


Wait - was someone dumb enough to give Kanye West a star on the Walk of Fame?
 
groppet [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 10:55:55 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: She should have one of these on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It's what made her famous:


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Ok that made me crack up and people are looking at me damn you!
 
TheShavingofOccam123
2013-10-17 11:01:52 AM  

groppet: TheShavingofOccam123: She should have one of these on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It's what made her famous:


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Ok that made me crack up and people are looking at me damn you!


Got another one!
 
FinFangFark
2013-10-17 11:04:35 AM  

FormlessOne: FinFangFark: Gosling: FinFangFark: Going on the assumption that no reality tv "stars" have been given stars on the Walk of Fame.   If/when it does happen, it will be a sad day, as a new low will be set.

/dat ass is worth a slap, but not at the risk of her talking to you

The spokeswoman said there is no category for reality television, and that they have to get in the same way as everyone else: by showing some proof of actual talent. At least a nomination for an Emmy or Grammy or Tony or Oscar or something that proves they're famous for something besides just being themselves on TV.

Well, Kanye's ego has won 19 Grammys.  I'm sure he will cut a track with her on his next album, and he'll title it "Gimme My Goddamn Grammy!" and will win one...thus completing the loophole for her giant ass to be imprinted on the sidewalk.

Wait - was someone dumb enough to give Kanye West a star on the Walk of Fame?


Thankfully, not yet.  But you know it's coming.

And I know the committee has the ability to bend the rules for other "stars".  I'm glad they are avoiding this because it will set a bad president for reality TV.
 
Gosling
2013-10-17 11:07:29 AM  

FormlessOne: Wait - was someone dumb enough to give Kanye West a star on the Walk of Fame?


Kanye doesn't have one either. Two Wests are listed, but they're Adam and Mae.
 
skinink [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 11:09:49 AM  
Some can leave a used condom on the Walk of Fame in her honor.
 
sovietski
2013-10-17 11:15:32 AM  

crowbar032: In the last pic in the article when she's staring at the camera intently (assuming she wants to look "smoldering" or something else stupid), all I can think of is that she's starting to resemble Donald Trump when he pouts/scowls for the camera.


Lol. I showed that pic to my cubicle companion, as I like to annoy the shiat out of him with all things Kardashian. (Even better, he is Armenian!)

We can't lol, it's their "serious face" pose!! They're trying to be edgy and hot/hawt.

I vote for encasement in concrete, as mentioned up thread.
 
NightSteel
2013-10-17 11:20:36 AM  

Infernalist: In all seriousness, why on earth did she think that she 'deserves' a star on the walk of fame?  That honors 'actors' and 'actresses' that actually have talent and have done great things in film.

She's done nothing except tape herself getting farked and then riding that infamy into a reality tv show.

Don't get me wrong, she's got a kicking body, but she needs to shut the fark up and stop expecting things that are outside of her league.

What's next?   Demanding a Super Bowl ring?


Actually, I think that analogy's pretty great and a perfect answer for anyone who thinks she does deserve it.  "Why doesn't Kim deserve it?"  "The same reason she doesn't deserve a Super Bowl ring: She's done nothing to *earn* it."
 
fatalvenom
2013-10-17 11:28:48 AM  

devilEther: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

one of these days those ass implants are going to burst and leak down to her feet.


Maybe it will make her feet bigger and make it easier to heel her massive logs down the shower drain.
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2013-10-17 11:30:20 AM  
Paris Hilton is finally dunzo, yet we still can't get rid of this biatch.
 
rocky_howard
2013-10-17 11:31:34 AM  
Talking about Kardashian...

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SDRR
2013-10-17 11:42:58 AM  

69gnarkill69: texdent: Kim's recent selfie from TMZ

another angle


*golf clap*
 
Barricaded Gunman
2013-10-17 11:48:03 AM  

Infernalist: She's done nothing except tape herself getting farked and then riding that infamy into a reality tv show.


The only photos I've seen of her in the past year or two have been shots of her getting in and out of limousines, or walking through the doors of high end retailers with her body guards, and she has the same vapid look on her face in all of them.
 
ZeroCorpse
2013-10-17 11:48:51 AM  
Girl with fat butt and no talent upset she can't be listed among people who actually contributed something to the arts. News at whogivesafark.
 
missmez
2013-10-17 12:05:30 PM  
Kanye is shooting off his mouth without knowing what he's talking about, as usual.  The committee doesn't just appear at your doorstep like some sort of zombie Ed McMahon.  One applies on behalf of an artist and they decide if that artist is worthy.
 
IntertubeUser
2013-10-17 12:07:33 PM  
If diabeetus ever needed a spokesmodel, it will one day be her.
 
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