DamnYankees: I am very interested in this movie. Want to see how they do the animals on the ark.
grumpfuff: sprawl15: grumpfuff: He was probably referring to the amount of animals you'd have to fit on the ark. Even not counting the insects, that stretches the imagination a bit too far.the fishtanks noah would have needed to buildAnd cages."Dammit, lion, I told you NOT to eat the zebra! And now the snakes are eating the mice!"
Confabulat: The Noah story is like one of those ancient Greek God stories about how Zeus turns into a butterfly and rapes some local girl.Sure, why not? Sounds plausible to me!
Confabulat: machoprogrammer: When I was 8 I realized it was all bs. There's adults out there dumber than 8 year old me. And I was a really stupid kid...I will never forget my first day at Sunday School. (Oh how I didn't want to go!)But my first day, I remember sitting there all morning quietly giggling at the silly man's fairy tales, and how seriously he took them. I was nearly bursting out laughing and I could NOT wait until lunchtime so I could meet up with some of my friends from elementary school and laugh and laugh at this guy.Then I got to lunch and sat down still giddy and ready for some serious pre-teen mockery, and then I noticed what my friends were saying. They BELIEVED what the crazy dude had been telling them for hours, about magic God and Jesus and fairies or whatever.It shook me to my very core. I learned that day how to be quiet.
Tyrone Slothrop: Confabulat: What's interesting about the story of Noah is how child-like and simplistic it is. There is no way that story could possibly occur given the physical and natural laws that we have ever encountered. Yet to this day, people believe it is real.That says a lot about our species, I think.It fails on a moral level too. Your god destroys all of humanity except for a couple of families, and you still think he's a loving god worth worshipping?
there their theyre: Didn't Noah get it on with his daughters?
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