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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   Not news: HazMat scare at Florida mall. News: Turned out to be man spreading wife's ashes. Fark: Was inside a LensCrafters store   ( myfoxtampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Sarasota Police Department, Sarasota, hazardous materials  
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2475 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2013 at 9:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-16 09:13:36 PM  
2 votes:
With it being a hazardous material, you can distribute it pretty much anywhere you want

I have a feeling there may be a word missing from this sentence.
2013-10-16 09:52:53 PM  
1 vote:
Afterlife in about an hour?
2013-10-16 09:22:35 PM  
1 vote:
She must have really liked shopping.
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