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(Mirror.co.uk)   Iran to give convicted criminal a second chance   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sick, Iran, Hassan Rowhani, gas chambers, death penalty, crimes  
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9125 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2013 at 1:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-16 12:07:29 PM  
3 votes:
Vetinari would have put him in charge of the post office.
2013-10-16 03:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

valar_morghulis: THEOCRACY OF PEACE

If they hanged him for 12 minutes and he didn't asphyxiate or break his neck, then Allah willed him to live. What kind of farked up theocracy is this where they do not submit to the will of God. Clearly we should bomb them and earn God's favor.
2013-10-16 02:38:10 PM  
1 vote:
Condemned: So I'm here 'till I die?
Iran: Until we kill you, yeah
Condemned: Then why bother curing me?
Iran: We always insist on everyone being healthy before they're executed
2013-10-16 02:31:33 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: If you do it wrong; either the condemned's head pops off, or their neck doesn't break and they asphixiate.

2013-10-16 01:34:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-16 12:01:25 PM  
1 vote:
They said you was hung....and they was right!
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