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(Gawker)   Shot through the floor, neighbor below is to blame, he gives gun owners a bad name (bad name)   ( gawker.com) divider line
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5071 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 4:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 04:47:21 PM  
4 votes:
I'm sentencing subby to a dock job, where the union shall strike and he will be down on his luck. That's tough. So tough.
2013-10-15 07:45:05 PM  
2 votes:
Oh my darlin'
Shoot three times through the ceiling if you want me...
2013-10-15 05:27:26 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-10-15 04:57:02 PM  
2 votes:
Was the neighbor's name Janie?

/got nothin
2013-10-15 04:53:34 PM  
2 votes:
That metre in this headline is so far off it's like bad medicine.  Subby better runaway.
2013-10-15 04:50:43 PM  
2 votes:

Combustion: I'm sentencing subby to a dock job, where the union shall strike and he will be down on his luck. That's tough. So tough.

He'll give it a shot!
2013-10-15 04:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
That's why I sleep with a gun, so I can return fire.
2013-10-15 09:18:24 PM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: kombat_unit: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Responsible gun owners are about as common as good Christians, good drivers and knowledgeable computer owners.

You are a pretty bad troll.  Consistent but poor at the craft.

Ever seen a headline about an "accidental discharge" hitting a dog, a TV, a refrigerator or nothing at all?
Probably never happens, right?

I have never observed a headline relating to a firearm owner who did not behave recklessly and thus caused no harm at all. Therefore, firearm owners are never responsible.
2013-10-15 06:26:10 PM  
1 vote:

J. Frank Parnell: FTA: He told investigators he was "playing around" with the gun when it suddenly went off.

I'd bet money he was posing in the mirror with it.

The money he was probably holding in his other hand?
2013-10-15 06:21:36 PM  
1 vote:

All apartment buildings could be gassed and it would do humanity a great favor.
2013-10-15 06:09:52 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, it's difficult to work 'responsible gun owner' into a rhyme.
2013-10-15 05:44:17 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, Dave, where you going with that gun in your hand?
2013-10-15 05:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
Shootin through the floor of 'partment, bang bang, he is the warrior
2013-10-15 05:03:48 PM  
1 vote:

ExpressPork: Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.
THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.

They could still deafen themselves.

2013-10-15 04:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
A different line every night guaranteed to blow your mind
2013-10-15 04:53:18 PM  
1 vote:
Is the neighbor wanted dead or alive?
2013-10-15 04:52:59 PM  
1 vote:
I see we're halfway there.
2013-10-15 04:50:46 PM  
1 vote:
Don't criticize what I do. It's my life...
2013-10-15 04:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
Now he's Wanted. Wanted....Dead or Alive.
2013-10-15 04:47:57 PM  
1 vote:
Bad name....
2013-10-15 04:46:52 PM  
1 vote:
Well, at least thanks to a subby in the politics thread, I'll be singing "Brave Sir Robin" instead of this all day.
2013-10-15 12:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit subby!

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