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(Fox News)   Bad: You are a psychologist who loses your laptop containing hundreds of patients' files. Kiss your license goodbye: because you gave it to a hooker to hold as collateral while you ran to the ATM   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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5900 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 2:31 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 01:39:10 PM  
4 votes:
Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.
2013-10-15 02:40:14 PM  
2 votes:

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?
2013-10-15 02:22:21 PM  
2 votes:
The Dept of HHS will nail his ass so hard for the HIPAA violations he'll whistle like a coke bottle when he walks.
2013-10-15 01:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
"I am extremely sorry for this situation and understand it may cause concern, embarrassment and inconvenience," Kakar said in a letter to his clients, the report said. "I try very hard to earn your trust, and that includes protecting sensitive information about you. I take client confidentiality very seriously."

Right.  Which is why you were carrying it on an unsecured laptop that you then handed to a hooker.  Because it's serious to you.
2013-10-15 05:35:59 PM  
1 vote:

lockers: Cookbook's Anarchist: ATM machine

People say this all the farking time! What the hell do they think the M stands for damnit so much!?!

2013-10-15 02:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
And how does that make you feel?
2013-10-15 01:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
Probably more like collateral for an ATM.
2013-10-15 12:49:44 PM  
1 vote:
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