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(Click Orlando)   Old and busted. Shop for your groceries and have a cup of coffee. New Hotness. Get your loaf of bread and watch the new pole dancer do her stuff   ( divider line
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2013-10-15 11:59:32 AM  
Winn Dixie is fighting to stop a strip club from becoming its new next door neighbor at its North DeLand location.

The Beef People vs. The Fish People
2013-10-15 01:00:47 PM  
Bah, DeLand... Saw Orlando and was hoping it was my neighborhood.
2013-10-15 01:03:24 PM  
Watch my bread rise. No yeast, though.
2013-10-15 01:06:13 PM  
2013-10-15 01:19:42 PM  

brimed03: Watch my bread rise. No yeast, though.


/saw what you did there, ick
2013-10-15 01:23:38 PM  
Sounds like a little piggly wiggly going on ...
2013-10-15 01:25:48 PM  
Wiener Dick-see.
2013-10-15 01:27:07 PM  
Sounds like

"Harris 'Teet'ers to me". Or perhaps "Pubix".
2013-10-15 01:30:39 PM  
"Hole" foods?
F'l'esh Market?
2013-10-15 01:34:07 PM  
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2013-10-15 02:03:49 PM  
QuickieMart moving to the next level.
2013-10-15 02:10:01 PM  
"It's the element it brings in," she said.

Yeah Carol, your fat, stupid horny husband is their element.
While you're shopping, he's stuffing the weeks gas money into her cleavage and getting sprinkles for it.

Appreciate it for what it is, a warm up.   The attractive girls next door get fatso diamond tuff, you drag him home and, for your effort in the grocery store, you get drilled on the kitchen counter for nearly no effort.

None of that "icky oral stuff" and you're making coffee before "Hometime" is on the tube.

This rates right up there with a bar next door to the laundromat.
2013-10-15 02:23:27 PM  
This is where the free market decides.  Don't like it, don't go.
2013-10-15 02:26:26 PM  
Oh, excuse me, that's just my cucumber.
2013-10-15 02:53:21 PM  
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2013-10-15 04:03:14 PM  
Bah. I want the topless hamburger restaurant back in my city. It's been gone since 1994.  The only rule they had was you had to be 18 to eat inside.
2013-10-15 04:03:49 PM  
Unintentional pun
2013-10-15 04:15:21 PM  
What the hell is wrong with the guy at the beginning of the video?

I thought he was a Darth Maul cosplayer without the makeup.
2013-10-15 07:56:12 PM  
"Sounds like a little piggly wiggly going on ..."

Yea, but you'll need a non NonPublished phone number.......
2013-10-15 09:32:28 PM  
Don't have a Winn Dixie near by, but if ever do will stay well clear of the tight little sphincters.
2013-10-16 05:17:14 PM  
I used to think Walmart should get into the adult entertainment business, but I'm just not attracted to Chinese chicks.
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