AverageAmericanGuy: The keys were in her pocket. She was arrested for drunk driving.fark you, MADD. Look at the lives you've ruined with your reactionary and draconian laws.
capt.hollister: AverageAmericanGuy: The keys were in her pocket. She was arrested for drunk driving.fark you, MADD. Look at the lives you've ruined with your reactionary and draconian laws.TFA doesn't say anything about the circumstances. She might just have driven home from the bar. TFA also doesn't specify where she was sitting in the car, but my guess is that she was behind the wheel.IIRC, the law states that you are considered to be DUI if you are drunk and in charge of a vehicle. My guess is that being drunk, behind the wheel, and in possession of the keys qualifies. Not sure if this is good or bad, but it is what it is.
capt.hollister: TFA doesn't say anything about the circumstances.
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