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(WKOW Madison)   A business is starting in Madison, Wisconsin based entirely on cuddling. Madison officials aren't sold on the idea, as they seem to equate "cuddling" with "prostitution"   ( divider line
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3856 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 11:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 12:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Me: "We shall spoon.  You will be the little spoon."
Her: "You're the customer" <lay's down with her back to me>
Her: "Hey! What's poking me?"
Me: "I'm sorry. You're a 20 year old college hottie and I'm a fat old guy.  I'm feeling... Ummm... Pointy!"
Her: "Well, I guess it's ok." <resume spooning>
Her: "Your pointy is still poking me."
Me: "Yes, yes it is.  Perhaps it needs a hug?"
Her: "Well, we don't really do that sort of thing here"
Me: <pulls out a couple benjamins>
Her: "I'm feeling warm. I'll take my panties off and get back under the covers."
Her: <Gets out of bed and gets naked>
Pimp: <Watches camera - fap fap fap fap>
Her: <gets back in bed>
Her: "I'll use touch therapy to get rid of the pointy."
Me: <grunt grunt grunt>
Her: "My t|ts need touch therapy too! Squeeze them!"
Me: "Ahhhhhhh"
Her: "Time's up"
Me: "It's only been four minutes!"
Pimp: "Time to go fat old man!"
Me: "Ok.  See you next week."
2013-10-15 12:21:42 PM  
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2013-10-15 11:24:21 AM  
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