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(Fast Company)   For $99, company will check your DNA and tell you how you will die. Frankie "The Fist" Pinasco will tell you for free   ( fastcompany.com) divider line
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2013-10-15 11:55:50 AM  
9 votes:
...but if I try to give a lady $99 to take some of my DNA, I get arrested!
2013-10-15 12:41:09 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-10-15 12:25:09 PM  
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You will die of depression.
2013-10-15 01:59:45 PM  
1 vote:

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 720x960]

I like the one that says, "Disregard your previous fortune cookie."
2013-10-15 12:32:28 PM  
1 vote:
What if you aren't going to die?

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2013-10-15 12:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
...alone and unloved?
2013-10-15 12:12:55 PM  
1 vote:
They will know that I will die of a heart attack at 80 in a hot tub with two 18 year old cheerleaders? Spookie!
2013-10-15 12:10:55 PM  
1 vote:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ...but if I try to give a lady $99 to take some of my DNA, I get arrested!

That's not an oral swab.
2013-10-15 12:01:00 PM  
1 vote:
Mine came back with  Alcohol Poisoning.

I had no idea I was Irish.
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