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(The Local)   New student notifies classmates and staff of her nut allergy. The students a) make sure she is not exposed to any type of nut product while at school, b) ignore her or c) put a nut into her drink to see what happens   ( divider line
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2013-10-15 10:02:08 AM  
7 votes:

bdub77: I'm more interested in the side story,  Half naked man grinds trains to a halt.

That's gotta hurt.

It ground off his entire left side.  But it's OK - he's all right now.
2013-10-15 09:31:07 AM  
5 votes:
Interesting.  I watch a film called "School Girl Nut Attack"...but it was Japanese, not Swedish.
2013-10-15 09:06:59 AM  
5 votes:
On a positive note, it's good to see kids taking an interest in science and experimentation.
2013-10-15 09:58:02 AM  
4 votes:
I'm more interested in the side story,  Half naked man grinds trains to a halt.

That's gotta hurt.
2013-10-15 12:35:44 PM  
3 votes:
Really?  Over a hundred comments and this hasn't been posted.

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2013-10-15 10:22:18 AM  
3 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: Teenagers are inherently evil, especially the girls.  Never let them know where your weak spot is.

Reminds me of a Jay Mohr standup.

Father to children:  "All right, that's enough!  I want you out of the house for the rest of the day.  Go find something to do."

Boys' response:  [shrugs]  "OK."

Girls' response:  "You're the reason Mommy drinks in the garage."
2013-10-15 09:58:51 AM  
3 votes:
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you....uuggghhaaaccckkkkkkkk.
2013-10-15 08:56:46 AM  
3 votes:
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Doesn't see what the big deal is
2013-10-15 10:22:52 AM  
2 votes:
Louis CK to the rescue:

I'll give you an example, okay? Like of course, of course, children who have nut allergies need to be protected, of course. We have to segregate their food from nuts, have their medication available at all times, and anybody who manufactures or serves food needs to be aware of deadly nut allergies, of course, but maybe. Maybe if touching a nut kills you, you're supposed to die. Of course not, of course not, of course not. Jesus.
I have a nephew who has that. I'd be devastated if something happened to him. But maybe, maybe if we all just do this for one year, we're done with nut allergies for ever.
2013-10-15 10:19:07 AM  
2 votes:

Literally Addicted: iaazathot: Warlordtrooper: Oh good, another thread where people advocate we inconvenience a majority of people for the sake of a few people.

Look, a troll!

Shoot it.  If you don't kill them out flat, they just come back in larger numbers.

We've shattered a few into alts.
2013-10-15 10:44:31 AM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: Nut allergies are grossly over diagnosed. Most of these people claiming allergies (or children whose parents claim that their kids have allergies) are just self-entitled attention whores who probably failed to make a sports team or any actual friends. Their diagnosis is a social crutch for their failings.

For the best example of this, see autism. The "disease" that used to be known as "being a nerd."

"Oh, now you're going into anaphylactic shock? Well snap out of it, kid! Give me 20 push ups!"

/you're a moron, nickdaisy
2013-10-15 10:23:33 AM  
1 vote:
So subby, what you're saying is that students put their nuts in the mouth of a Swedish school girl? Full Size
2013-10-15 10:17:43 AM  
1 vote:
We should teach kids not to do that
2013-10-15 10:17:07 AM  
1 vote:

You Are All Sheep: is there a reason we put peanut allergy people in with the regular folks?  why not make a blue room like we do for the tards and just keep them in there.

Please stop.  This tired line of thought does not make you seem at all as edgy or genetically superior as it did when you were slowly forming the words in your addled brain.
2013-10-15 10:12:20 AM  
1 vote:

Warlordtrooper: Oh good, another thread where people advocate we inconvenience a majority of people for the sake of a few people.

So far, I think you and I reading different threads.
2013-10-15 08:57:50 AM  
1 vote:
We used to do that all the time back in the 60s.
I can't remember any of the kids' names.
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