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(News.com.au)   You know the old saying: "Always a bridesmaid, never an elephant's meal"   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2013-10-15 09:43:24 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-10-15 01:44:02 PM  
1 vote:
Come on baby just a little tongue.
2013-10-15 12:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
I pronounce you pachyderm and wife.

You may now snap the neck.
2013-10-15 10:33:22 AM  
1 vote:
starsandpopcorn.comView Full Size

"So be wary of any man who keeps and Elephant farm..."
2013-10-15 10:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Run around and around until you're pooped.
2013-10-15 10:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
'Peanuts'...by Faberge. The scent that allures, attracts and swallows you whole.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-15 09:58:57 AM  
1 vote:
Three feet long and 8 inches thick isn't enough for her?
2013-10-15 09:58:37 AM  
1 vote:
White chicks be tasty
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2013-10-15 09:47:03 AM  
1 vote:
Well, that's one way to get oral with a bridesmaid.
2013-10-15 09:45:37 AM  
1 vote:
Thankfully the elephant wasn't brought in to mingle with guests until cocktail hour, meaning the bridesmaid didn't need to redo her hair or makeup.

Isn't that the time you'd normally unleash your elephant on your guests?
2013-10-15 09:44:41 AM  
1 vote:
"She had to get a cocktail straight away to wash the taste out of her mouth."

How YOU doin'?
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