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(News.com.au)   You know the old saying: "Always a bridesmaid, never an elephant's meal"   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2013-10-15 09:43:24 AM  
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2013-10-15 09:44:41 AM  
"She had to get a cocktail straight away to wash the taste out of her mouth."

How YOU doin'?
2013-10-15 09:45:37 AM  
Thankfully the elephant wasn't brought in to mingle with guests until cocktail hour, meaning the bridesmaid didn't need to redo her hair or makeup.

Isn't that the time you'd normally unleash your elephant on your guests?
2013-10-15 09:47:03 AM  
Well, that's one way to get oral with a bridesmaid.
2013-10-15 09:51:09 AM  
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I love the guy in the white shirt. If there's ever a car accident, he's the guy smiling and taking a pic on his cell phone.
2013-10-15 09:53:56 AM  
I love his little Ringo Starr hairdo. Now I want a pet elephant.
2013-10-15 09:55:39 AM  
Just a bit of headline inflation there.
2013-10-15 09:56:50 AM  
Florida brides, don't try this at your wedding and replace "elephant" with "alligator".
2013-10-15 09:58:37 AM  
White chicks be tasty
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2013-10-15 09:58:57 AM  
Three feet long and 8 inches thick isn't enough for her?
2013-10-15 10:02:01 AM  
"She had to get a cocktail straight away to wash the taste out of her mouth."

I'm confused - did the elephant have her head in his mouth, or the other way around?

/those crazy Aussies
2013-10-15 10:02:13 AM  
He's like that one drunk, overly-affectionate uncle.
2013-10-15 10:02:31 AM  
a special guest at the beachside wedding in Phuket

Well, Phuket then!
2013-10-15 10:03:29 AM  
I can't believe I was the first to make that joke...

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2013-10-15 10:03:42 AM  
I ate a bridesmaid once.
2013-10-15 10:04:19 AM  
Aussies have really strange sayings.
2013-10-15 10:04:34 AM  
'Peanuts'...by Faberge. The scent that allures, attracts and swallows you whole.
2013-10-15 10:05:39 AM  
Pachyderm sweetness. From the headline I was gathering it was full oral ingestion which is unlikely.
2013-10-15 10:11:03 AM  
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2013-10-15 10:11:38 AM  

FarkingReading: I ate a bridesmaid once.

You know the old saying, "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue"? I was once blued by a bridesmade.
2013-10-15 10:17:59 AM  
There was no eating of any sort.
2013-10-15 10:23:31 AM  
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Run around and around until you're pooped.
2013-10-15 10:25:41 AM  

Strega: How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Run around and around until you're pooped.

Awesome. I giggled.
2013-10-15 10:29:35 AM  
Getting your face licked on and having an elephant breath down your throat sounds like a couple of the dates I had in high school when I was really desperate.
2013-10-15 10:33:22 AM  
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"So be wary of any man who keeps and Elephant farm..."
2013-10-15 12:40:04 PM  
I pronounce you pachyderm and wife.

You may now snap the neck.
2013-10-15 01:44:02 PM  
Come on baby just a little tongue.
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