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(Sun Sentinel)   Sorry you got trapped on an opening bridge and had to be rescued, but you're under arrest for trespassing   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-10-14 05:56:56 PM  
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2013-10-14 10:34:53 PM  
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MadAzza: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.


"Are" is correct, unless you are speaking of one specific American out of seven.

Wrong. "One" is singular, whether it's one out of seven or one out of three hundred million.

Try taking out the prepositional phrase: "One are illiterate." If you think that's right, I assume you have six literate friends.
2013-10-14 08:17:21 PM  
2 votes:
So no one threw anything at her?  Dirt clods?  Spare change?  Rocks?  Dead fish?

Missed opportunity.  If it was me and my friends, there'd be some pelting with garbage going on.
2013-10-14 07:09:27 PM  
2 votes:
How sad is it that she can't outrun a bridge?
2013-10-14 06:36:42 PM  
2 votes:
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
2013-10-14 05:45:33 PM  
2 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Railroad bridges are almost as sneaky as trains.

We should ban black assault bridges and black assault trains. You know that they are assault bridges, because their decks move. They have no purpose, but to end lives.
2013-10-14 05:30:43 PM  
2 votes:
She took a bridge too far.
2013-10-14 11:04:26 PM  
1 vote:
Nail nail her for loitering, too!  Looks like she's hanging around someplace she doesn't belong.
2013-10-14 09:14:27 PM  
1 vote:

traylor: "She was just stuck in this Jesus Christ position,"

I dunno, maybe they were thinking of the missionary position? Or is it the lesser known Jesus-Riding-a-Dinosaur position? Can't decide.

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Clearly the "Holy Fark" position.

2013-10-14 07:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

highendmighty: meanmutton: Frederf: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.


Good catch. I had to read that a few times before I agreed.

Actually, it would only b a good catch if there were exactly 7 Americans and exactly one of them happened to be illiterate.

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed agree with your observation - and sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.

And 5 out of 4 Americans don't really get fractions either, so stop with the maths!
2013-10-14 07:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Cagey B: Yeah, and? Is there a reason that a moran getting themselves in trouble by walking across a structure with "no trespassing" signs all over it should not be cited as such?

Because actions shouldn't have consequences, she's not responsible because something or other.

Too big to fail.
2013-10-14 06:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
LOL, she got "trapped" on what looks like a ladder.  I'm guessing a mouth breather.
2013-10-14 06:03:33 PM  
1 vote:

stir22: publicity stunt for the breast-industrial complex.   lock her up.

Ah yes, Big Breast.  Never trust Big Breast.
2013-10-14 05:37:13 PM  
1 vote:

netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.

2013-10-14 05:27:52 PM  
1 vote:
publicity stunt for the breast-industrial complex.   lock her up.
2013-10-14 05:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a person who ignores "No Trespassing" signs would wind up in legal trouble.
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