Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash fic
Because People in power are Stupid: I made my way through the icy storm. Blind, I couldn't see anything but felt a wall in front of me. The freezing sleet was pounding on my back. I knew that I had to find shelter or I would die. The secrets that held would die with me. The blinding sleet transformed into a blizzard.Clutching the building, I made my way across it until I felt an indentation in the wall. I shuffled sideways until my body filled this frame. Sure enough it was a door. I rattled the door knob and it was unlocked. I entered and slammed the door behind me.I lifted my goggles off my face. I was staring at someone's picturesque living room. There was a brick fireplace and a blue couch. The floor was barren except for a large bearskin rug and a beautiful buxom blonde drinking what looked to be champagne out of an oversized glass. She seemed unphased by my entrance and smiled at me.She untied her kimono with one hand and said, "Why don't you join me, you know we're snowed in."
ariseatex: SnakeLee: Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash ficHis orange skin glistened in the moonlight. "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"You had to throw Boehner in there, didn't you?[awesomelyluvvie.com image 248x200]
iheartscotch: Disgruntled Dave: I'm surprised it took this long for someone to find it, let's face it, considering some of the world figures that have been placed in smut fic I'm sure we'll see Snowden/Manning slash fic in a week.Post-op or pre-op?/ yeah; I had to go there
Ghastly: Nobody ever writes sexy fan fiction about me. ;_;
Because People in power are Stupid: jmayson: "I get it!" I shouted clumsily "because 'Snowden' sounds like 'snowed in'!"You are so obviously out of touch with the genre.[d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net image 318x463]
SnakeLee: Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash ficHis orange skin glistened in the moonlight. "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"
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