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(Yahoo)   If you're a notorious pirate wanted internationally, think twice before accepting an invitation to fly to Belgium so "producers" can make a "documentary" about your life on the high seas   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Belgium, Somali, Somali pirates, EU Foreign Policy, the main suspect, Catherine Ashton, pirates, stardom  
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8172 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 5:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 06:13:43 PM  
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Pittsburgh Pirates pick up Jose Valverde?  They'll regret it.
2013-10-14 05:41:24 PM  
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2013-10-14 05:24:55 PM  
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Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
2013-10-14 05:20:05 PM  
2 votes:
Did they always remember it as the time they almost caught Jack Sparrow?
2013-10-14 06:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
Remember, you do not have Hollywood diplomatic immunity while on camera.
2013-10-14 05:58:17 PM  
1 vote:
Farking Bruges
2013-10-14 05:33:50 PM  
1 vote:

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Could be worse. At least he left his RPG behind.

I can't tell you how many times that's farked me in Goldeneye 64.
2013-10-14 05:29:59 PM  
1 vote:
Looks legit to this guy:

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2013-10-14 05:24:43 PM  
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Kumana Wanalaia: Did they always remember it as the time they almost caught Jack Sparrow?

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

/ I enjoyed those movies; even though the plot was more difficult to follow then a legal disclaimer from your insurance company, at times.
2013-10-14 05:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
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Could be worse. At least he left his RPG behind.
2013-10-14 05:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
I am a notorious pirate, thanks for the heads up schlubbmitter!
2013-10-14 05:23:11 PM  
1 vote:
for sale: one ticket to Belgium.

30 pieces of eight  OBO
2013-10-14 05:19:28 PM  
1 vote:
Asked for comment, the pirate replied, "Arrrrrrrrrrr".
2013-10-14 05:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
Simpsons did it.
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