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(KATU)   You're Doing It Wrong™ Story of the Day is brought to you by the number 2: Designated driver two times over legal limit hits two police cars while carrying two drunk passengers   ( divider line
    More: Fail, patrol cars, DUII, passengers  
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2336 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 3:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 04:07:35 PM  
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2013-10-14 03:20:09 PM  
2 votes:
I'm looking at wo/man in the mirror...I'm asking him/her to maaaake that change......
2013-10-14 03:41:45 PM  
1 vote:
That's quite a list of charges, but I think she can Beat It.
2013-10-14 03:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-10-14 03:27:56 PM  
1 vote:
Has a Michael Jackson joke been said yet, or would that be Bad?
2013-10-14 03:24:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-10-14 03:17:31 PM  
1 vote:
Damn. Michael Jackson has gained lots of weight since he's been dead.
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