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(Essex Chronicle)   Hairy-eared rose bush vandal a thorn in side of police   ( essexchronicle.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, front garden, Chelmsford  
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2013-10-14 04:05:43 PM  
He got the rose bushes this time. He definitely got the rose bushes. He got the rose bushes, right?

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2013-10-14 04:07:35 PM  
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It's not just ear hair...it's back hair, neck hair, eyebrows, chest hair, nose hair...
2013-10-14 04:08:41 PM  
Verbatim copy of headline from TFA which contains 2 sentences and no pic.  Quality.
2013-10-14 04:10:16 PM  
... every rose has its thorns?
2013-10-14 04:19:40 PM  
FTFA:  The suspect is described as white, 5ft 10ins, medium build, bald with lots of hair around his ears and aged in his 40s.

Why didn't they say "a visiting Scotsman"?
2013-10-14 04:40:23 PM  
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What I pictured with the description of the scoundrel terrifying ladies bushes might look like.
2013-10-14 05:09:49 PM  
"Hairy-eared rose bush vandal"

Is that a euphemism for sex?
2013-10-14 06:54:50 PM  
♫  I beg your pardon
 I didn't trample on your rose garden... ♫
2013-10-14 08:25:11 PM  
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2013-10-14 09:15:18 PM  
Is a hairy-eared rose bush a new strain of rose? Can you buy it at Home Depot, or do you have to shop at one of those fancy schmancy garden centers?
2013-10-15 12:09:30 PM  
The Hairy-Eared Rose Bush Vandal will make an excellent addition to my collection.
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2013-10-15 01:20:31 PM  
Chelmsford looks like a real thrill-a-minute kind of a place.
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