jjorsett: That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.
Anastacya: jjorsett: That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.Or the Computer file or even the pad they wrote it on. Don't write things down or type them out, people. If you have to, maybe you need to rethink this "criminal mastermind" thing.
uncleacid: What happens to me in a federal prison?
GORDON: "Walmart workers phoned their corporate headquarters to ask how they should handle all the shoppers with unlimited, government-funded spending limits, and were told to keep the registers ringing."We did make the decision to continue to accept EBT cards during the outage so that they could get food for their families," Walmart representative Kayla Whaling told KSLA. "What a bunch of evil assholes Walmart are.
Crewmannumber6: She shouldn't be penalized for being curious. I mean I'm sure a screenwriter or two has researched a script by doing the same thing.
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