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(Opposing Views)   Impaired driver in Oklahoma swerved to avoid hitting a goat. He ended up hitting three   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Oklahoma, Raymond Pennington, bus drivers, Oklahoma Highway Patrol, goats  
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1519 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 2:58 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 01:23:25 PM  
My commander in the military always said, do not wreck a government vehicle and tell me you swerved to miss an animal. You may bring me a damaged vehicle with blood and gore on it, and I will believe you, but do not swerve to miss an animal and tell me that with no blood and gore on your vehicle.
2013-10-14 01:29:32 PM  
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the one.
2013-10-14 01:49:46 PM  
That's gruff.
2013-10-14 02:06:06 PM  
Hitting three goats in Oklahoma? I believe that's called a foursome.
2013-10-14 02:44:34 PM  
Willie Mays, Oscar Robertson and Jim Brown?
2013-10-14 02:44:49 PM  
I'd swerve to avoid a GTO. Well maybe not the mid 2000's models that looked like Cavaliers.
2013-10-14 03:00:46 PM  
You're kidding me?
2013-10-14 03:08:45 PM  
OK, this guy was no real ability to reason her...BUT:

For the love of God, people - DO NOT SWERVE TO AVOID HITTING SOMETHING*.  Slam on your brakes and hope for the best.  You have no right to make your problem somebody else's by swerving into them.
I saw someone take out three other cars trying to avoid hitting a piece of tire tread on the freeway.

*Unless it's a person you're about to hit, or you know the road beside you is empty.
2013-10-14 03:24:43 PM  
Live in NYC. Sitting in an office just down the road from Nowata. I am pretty sure this is a pretty regular occurrence. The locals tell me there is nothing to do but drink and make babies.
2013-10-14 03:26:54 PM  
Came here expecting a Big Trouble reference.

// The line only worked because of Patrick Warburton's delivery.
2013-10-14 04:06:17 PM  
He didn't want to run over his future girlfriend
2013-10-14 06:17:45 PM  
In his drunken state, he thought the one was three and the three was one.  Does that make more sense now?
2013-10-14 11:25:24 PM  
Fail tag busy with some of the surviving sheep?
2013-10-15 01:59:29 AM  
A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a bar.
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ye see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." blurts the old man.
Then the old man gestured at the bar.
"Look here at the bar. Do ye see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down with me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor for eight days. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." claims the old man.
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ye see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." says the old man.
Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is paying attention. "But ye hit three goats..."
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