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(Bubblews)   Old and Busted: Collecting millions in Affiliate fees propping up an MLM pyramid scheme. New Hotness: Collecting millions in Affiliate fees to pay a kidnapping ransom demand   ( bubblews.com) divider line
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2453 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 10:06 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 10:29:23 AM  
Old and Busted: "Old and Busted" headlines. New Hotness: Headlines with a modicum of humor.
2013-10-14 11:43:50 AM  
MLM schemes always crack me up as the people who defend them always use the excuse "well obviously you just don't know how to market to people."
2013-10-14 11:45:05 AM  
that's funny: guy I know was recently outed as the head of a [rather small] ponzi scheme.  I was about to say, "nice enough guy" but he's a bit of a dick.  His female friend who had been about to marry him just split up with him, taking the overly-large diamond with her, not to mention the car, condo, and a significant wad of cash(Gifts, your honor, I swear...).  Seeing he's been outed, I'd say he also won't be able to get anyone to sign his "contract" and be screwed into the general partner position(the guy left holding the bag when he skips town).
2013-10-14 11:58:23 AM  
This isn't new. If you ever date a Ukrainian girl over the interwebs; don't be surprised if she gets "kidnapped". And don't pay up, either. Even if she's really kidnapped; she's, probably, already dead before they contact you.
2013-10-14 12:14:19 PM  
meh keep him.
2013-10-14 01:32:58 PM  
2013-10-14 02:43:22 PM  


He hasn't really been kidnapped. But give him some money anyway, and get in on the ground floor.
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