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(Metro)   Half-baked woman claims the secret to eternal youth lies in never eating anything cooked   ( divider line
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3784 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 6:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 07:48:11 AM  
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2013-10-14 07:02:36 AM  
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My doctor was pushing some diet.  He asked me how old I thought he looked.  I said 63, he was 64.  He didn't look exceptionally healthy either and he was about 20 pounds over weight.  I should have kicked him in the nuts.
2013-10-14 07:01:33 AM  
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She is a vicious crapper. And only looks young in a naive sort of way.

You're welcome to come eat my lawn next weekend, sweetie.
2013-10-14 05:53:50 AM  
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I'm often told I look very young for my age (40), yet a huge part of my diet is Jack Daniels and Coors Light.  And I bet that's a lot more fun than eating celery.
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