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2013-10-11 11:01:55 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Big Bad Mama II

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fark Kirk Cameron. fark Kirk Cameron right in his sanctimonious faux Christian ass
2013-10-12 12:44:00 AM  
I'll be in my bunk
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2013-10-12 09:51:29 AM  

FiendishFellow05: FrancoFile: I have two words for you.

And I have two words for you:

I'm happy watching.  I don't need to touch.
2013-10-12 10:29:51 AM  

jake_lex: It makes sense, though; I mean, who needs to subscribe to Skinemax when you can get about all the twisted, nasty hardcore shiat you want for free on the various tube sites. It's a tough time to be trying to make money off selling porn now.

I will always look back with fondness at the days of analog cable boxes, when you could tune in to one of these channels and hear everything, though it would be scrambled. I became an expert at picking out boobs from that scrambled mess.

Wire a dimmer switch into the power cord, tune to the channel immediately above/below (admittedly, it's been a while), then "dim the lights".

At a certain point, voila! Unscrambled boobies! Sometimes in color, but mostly black-and-white!

Disclaimer: only works with 70's/80's analog set top boxes.
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