big pig peaches: Whereas Axe only attracts cougars.
brantgoose: It seems to help to prevent inbreeding and incest.
nanim: So, now the Ch!nese are milking the glands of cats?
FarkQued: Civet scents (Civetone), hmm, same cat they get the coffee beans from their stool and sell for high dollars, so Obsession for Men is mixed with kitty turd stench to attract all kinds of kitties.
whipbambucket: That's not what Billy Dee Williams says!
uncleacid: Jaguars wear English Leather or nothing at all.
tbaughm: It smells like Bigfoot's dick...
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