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(BBC)   Austrian scientists find 19 men related to Oetzi the Iceman, triggering lawsuits about who is entitled to the spear, loincloth and bag of rocks   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-10-11 01:36:53 AM  
6 votes:
2013-10-11 02:34:16 AM  
5 votes:
With inflation, that bag of rocks is worth about 280,000 rocks.

/of course the lawyers will get 100,000 of those rocks
//and 743 loinclothes
2013-10-11 07:15:21 AM  
4 votes:
WTF kind of name is Oetzi? I'm gonna call him Bif Jerkey.

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2013-10-11 06:56:55 AM  
4 votes:
Today was a g'day for these scientists
2013-10-11 09:11:14 AM  
3 votes:

wildcardjack: Now that's a bag of rocks...

Clovis point knees etc...
2013-10-11 06:46:27 AM  
3 votes:
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Get away from his dick you freaking pervs.
2013-10-11 06:54:14 AM  
2 votes:
I guess the lawsuits will be decided in Kangaroo Court.
2013-10-11 11:47:29 AM  
1 vote:
I would put those rocks into a mutual fund.
2013-10-11 11:20:39 AM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: But did they figure out what he thought about government involvement in the economy?

I'm positive he died because of an Obama-care death panel.
2013-10-11 10:29:14 AM  
1 vote:

Teknowaffle: wildcardjack: Now that's a bag of rocks...

Clovis point knees etc...

I dig archeological humour, too, dude. You can Tel.
2013-10-11 09:10:46 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-10-11 06:44:53 AM  
1 vote:
So apparently Oetzi was a success, at least as far as Darwin was concerned...dude survived long enough to pass on his genes.

Did a paper on this once, and it was a hard realization...'success' has nothing to do with beauty, fairness, goodness or the other things we often strive for as humans. Did you pass on your genes? Did your offspring survive long enough to do the same?

That is ALL that is meant.

Remembered telling one guy who had 8 kids by 6 different women that he was 'successful' by Darwin's standards (If nothing else).

/ I was not one of those women
2013-10-11 05:39:51 AM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: You know who else thought they were entitled to all the spears, loincloth and rocks they wanted?

Thew guy who killed Oetzi
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