Tellingthem: A huge kangaroo has kept police busy overnight after it broke into a home near Gin Gin, south-west of Bundaberg in southern Queensland.Sergeant Graham Bub says a family at Moolboolaman phoned about an intruder thumping around their home about midnight (AEST).ummm yeah...
BATMANATEE: Know what animal kills the most people in Australia? Horses.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro[www.roflzoo.com image 640x393]
Kanemano: Kanemano: ObligatoryJust found out that Chopper Read died
Nidiot: Kanemano: Kanemano: ObligatoryJust found out that Chopper Read diedWell, I heard it first from you, right here, just now.No fark headline for him?Oh, and anyone who thought of kangaroos as being a "safe" Australian animal is an idiot.Come to think of it, I'm not sure there are any "safe" Australian animals.
maddermaxx: A Kangaroo once bit my sister...
Monkeyman935: I just want to live in Gin Gin./and commit sin sin.
Prank Monkey: The aboriginal names of places and things in Wankerland South sound like they were made up by a window-licking 6 year old.
Nidiot: Like they have been made up by a window-licking six year old, is exactly how every aboriginal name sounds.
bighairyguy: Kanemano: ObligatoryMaybe they should tie the kangaroos down/Sport/And wallabies are a dangerous breed
fallingblox: [s3.amazonaws.com image 649x270]...nuff said
Gothnet: Roos? Safe? Pull the other one mate!They are dangerous to approach but the main way they hurt people is by leaping in front of cars.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro
BumpInTheNight: and you know he'll be back on the streets doing it again in a few weeks because of their court system.
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