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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Investigators became slightly suspicious when they asked the man offloading duffel bags from his boat to his car what was in the bags and he said "cocaine"   ( wpbf.com) divider line
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2013-10-09 03:27:56 PM  
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No, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
2013-10-09 04:40:59 PM  
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Dogsbody: I worked as a yacht captain on the Treasure Coast for ten years and have returned from the Bahamas dozens of times. Never have I received a visit from customs. Of course, I've always called to report in immediately after tying up to the dock.

The way the process works for yachts is, when you arrive at your dock you dial a 1-800 number for customs. They'll ask you for a crew and passenger list and the number from your customs decal (which you apply for by mail once a year). In every case I've been involved in, they have said, "OK, here's your clearance number. You and the passengers have 24 hours to report to immigration and check in. In West Palm, that's at the cruise ship terminal. There is always a chance they'll tell you to stay on board because they're sending officers down for an inspection, but I've only ever had that happen in Key West and they just came by and confiscated my Mexican fruit (Mexican fruit is not a metaphor).

I've never heard of customs patrolling Palm Harbor Marina, unless they're looking for something or someone specific. It seems like they may have had their eye on this guy.

I always wondered how that works.
2013-10-09 03:43:30 PM  
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justanotherfarkinfarker: /Michelle Daniel I'm guessing looks great in a bikini on a multimillion dollar boat

My guess would be that she was purchased along with the yacht, much like one would select the trim on any other luxury.
2013-10-09 03:09:24 PM  
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Sorry, I meant to say, "Not cocaine."
2013-10-09 03:00:53 PM  
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2013-10-09 02:43:53 PM  
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And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son.
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