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(Detroit Free Press)   Maximum trolling: Anonymous donor leaves 12,000-year-old mastodon tusk in the donation box of a Christian charity   ( divider line
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2013-10-09 01:08:05 PM  
8 votes:
That must be two 6,000-year-old tusks, subby.
2013-10-09 12:10:36 PM  
5 votes:
This is what I hate about secular fundamentalists. They're always knocking at your door in the morning unsolicited, telling you how wrong you are and giving you stuff that purportedly proves your world view is false.
2013-10-09 01:10:13 PM  
3 votes:
It belongs in a museum.
2013-10-09 12:33:51 PM  
3 votes:
It was all good once they found the "My other ride is a cross" sticker on it.
2013-10-09 01:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-10-09 01:12:40 PM  
2 votes:

DubtodaIll: It belongs in a museum.

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2013-10-09 01:09:23 PM  
2 votes:
It was placed there to test their faith.
2013-10-09 01:39:38 PM  
1 vote:

ikanreed: Trolling?  There's nothing in the article to suggest the charity had creationist backings.

Well its religious so all are evil except muslims because they do good and its not that they will blow you up if you dare speak ill of their religion.
2013-10-09 01:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
Subby misspelled Satan.
2013-10-09 01:18:57 PM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: That must be two 6,000-year-old tusks, subby.

I was told there would be no math.

2013-10-09 01:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
...and was promptly  used as a coat hanger...
2013-10-09 01:17:42 PM  
1 vote:
Must have been the Paleolithic Siberian God who became (part of) our modern Santa Claus. He was always stuffing mammoth tusks and lion teeth into people's stockings at night. I guess he thought it was funny prior to the invention of the apple pie bed prank.

Did you know that the mammoth was (and perhaps is) believed to be a living underground creature by some Siberian natives? Presumably they used their tusks for digging through the frozen sub-soil. The mammoths, silly, not the Siberian natives.

I assume that mammoths pulled Santa's sleigh until the domestication of reindeer and cariboo. But no landing on the roof. A joke's a joke, but their's a limit.
2013-10-09 01:12:56 PM  
1 vote:
this would be the maximum trolling
Leave this in the box:

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2013-10-09 01:11:09 PM  
1 vote:

DubtodaIll: It belongs in a museum.

So do you!
2013-10-09 01:10:54 PM  
1 vote:
"I'd love to find out where this was from and the history behind it," said Jay Starkey, the charity's director.

Umm, I doubt that.
2013-10-09 01:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
Trolling?  There's nothing in the article to suggest the charity had creationist backings.
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