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(Washington Post)   Kris and Bruce Jenner to split after 24 years, and by that I'm referencing their marriage and not their unnaturally tight reptiloid-like skin sacs   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Kris Jenner, Robert Kardashian, marriages, skin, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2013-10-09 03:09:50 PM  
5 votes:
Who gets ownership of Bruce's old faces and Kris' discarded sense of shame?
2013-10-09 01:33:05 PM  
3 votes:
I guess he won't be....
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Keeping up with the  Kardashians!
2013-10-09 12:39:12 PM  
2 votes:
Who gets possession of the Wheaties?
2013-10-09 11:56:11 AM  
2 votes:
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Just for you.

/you know who you are.
2013-10-09 05:52:02 PM  
1 vote:

YoOjo: cryinoutloud: JohnAnnArbor: stir22: man, i remember vividly when he won the gold, coming from behind on the second day.  then, he was close to a national farking hero, hell, he WAS a he's a joke.
/hope it was worth it, Bruce.
Too be fair, what the heck do you DO after winning the decathlon?  It's not a normal skill-set.  Become a track coach?

I always wonder about what all those normal people do afterwards. Of course some of them become public figures, but what about most of them? They've already had the high point of their lives, some of them while they're still in their teens.  "Well, there you go, kid, nice work--now go live the rest of your life."

Mark Spitz became a dentist.
2013-10-09 03:05:39 PM  
1 vote:
As long as Bruce Jenner doesn't get angry everything will be ok. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
2013-10-09 12:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
Bruce, you should have taken off while you could still run faster than the wookies....
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