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(Futurity)   "A dollop of peanut butter and a ruler might be a way to confirm a diagnosis of early-stage Alzheimer's disease." Or to see if your dog is bisexual   ( futurity.org) divider line
    More: Interesting, Alzheimer's Disease, medical diagnoses, McKnight Brain Institute Center, mild cognitive impairment, bisexuals, pilot study, dogs  
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7158 clicks; posted to Geek » on 09 Oct 2013 at 8:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-09 09:48:43 AM  
3 votes:
Let me know when you smell the peanut butter.

Nothing...nothing...nothing...OK, I smell the pancakes!

You have Alzheimer's.
2013-10-09 12:24:10 PM  
2 votes:
Milk Bone goes where?

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2013-10-09 09:34:12 AM  
2 votes:

Pick: I can't smell anything from either nostril, right now. Does that mean I have double secret Alzheimer's or just a sinus infection?

You just got the spoon too close. Clean the peanut butter out of your nose and try again.
2013-10-09 08:58:48 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-10-09 08:55:27 AM  
2 votes:
This is also how you teach mice geometry.
2013-10-09 11:50:48 AM  
1 vote:
After scanning a FARK thread about Halloween Candy earlier, this raises an interesting liability question about giving candies with peanut products to my neighbor's kids.  What if one of the little dears becomes ill?  Will I be sued for everything I own?


//Teach them little bastids to get on MY lawn
2013-10-09 10:50:54 AM  
1 vote:
No fear. GE will figure out how to turn a teaspoon of peanut butter and a ruler into a $2million machine that requires a certified operator, a special room and a 3 month wait.
2013-10-09 10:21:56 AM  
1 vote:
I hated peanut butter as a kid, but now I can't get enough of it. If you take "old-fashioned" peanut butter, drizzle honey into it and mix it up so the sugar emulsifies the oil, you get crack on a spoon.

/end PBSB
2013-10-09 10:16:07 AM  
1 vote:
snort peanut butter every day
2013-10-09 10:14:18 AM  
1 vote:

Canton: Walker: From the videos I've seen ---I mean heard about, most dogs are bisexual.

At least. What do you call a neutered dog with a history of air-humping cats?

Okay, it was only the one time, though. That we witnessed, anyway...

Ugh, ftfm.

/No more one-handed typing...
2013-10-09 09:40:26 AM  
1 vote:

pkrzycki: What about people with severe anaphylactic reaction to peanut butter... wouldn't this test potentially kill them?

Well, yes, but then they wouldn't need to worry about the costs associated with Alzheimer's.
2013-10-09 09:23:47 AM  
1 vote:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Huh. If there were a spoonful of peanut butter nearby, I'd smell it long before it got within ruler distance of my nostrils. I had no idea old people had that much trouble with odors.

Ever been around old people?

Believe me. A diminishing sense of smell is a blessing in disguise.
2013-10-09 09:00:51 AM  
1 vote:
I can't smell anything from either nostril, right now. Does that mean I have double secret Alzheimer's or just a sinus infection?
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