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(Sun Journal (Maine))   It's 10 feet to get off the neighbor's lawn, I got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I'm wasted....Hit it   ( divider line
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2013-10-07 12:50:35 PM  
2 votes:
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Really? I'm the first?
2013-10-07 12:39:50 PM  
2 votes:
Was a Kia, so nothing of value was lost.
2013-10-07 12:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

Willigar was given an Intoxilyzer test at Penobscot County Jail and her blood alcohol exceeded the state's legal limit to drive, the Hampden officer said.

That's Intoxilyzer! Ask for it by name wherever blood alcohol content measuring equipment is sold!
2013-10-07 03:26:40 PM  
1 vote:

dentalhilljack: You traded the Bluesmobile for THIS?!?!?

Fix the light-

Never mind. Just keep your foot on the gas for a liiiiiittle longerrrrr- there we go!

It was probably the cats caught some underbrush on fire. Those suckers get HOT when there is no author under the car to cool them.
2013-10-07 01:18:03 PM  
1 vote:
How long do you spin the tires before they catch on fire and melt your car?  You would think much before that happens, it would occur to you that it's not working and try a new strategy.
2013-10-07 12:22:23 PM  
1 vote:
you spin me right round baby right round
2013-10-07 12:21:56 PM  
1 vote:
Man, that car payment is gonna be a really bummer for the next couple of years
2013-10-07 12:20:56 PM  
1 vote:

Barbara Willigar, 44, was driving a recently purchased 2011 Kia SUV that still had the paper registration plates, said Eyles, who gave her a field sobriety test. She was arrested and charged with operating under the influence
buying a used Kia.
2013-10-07 12:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
You traded the Bluesmobile for THIS?!?!?
2013-10-07 11:10:30 AM  
1 vote:
Now that is drunk, in fact since there was little property damage and no injuries, I think that qualifies for drunk driver of the year.
2013-10-07 11:01:51 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, that was a hell of a burnout, she really smoked it.
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