studman 69: After it was all said and done. the cucumber farked him in the end.
MarkEC: Was he caught because of the DNA he left? Or was the DNA just extra evidence? If it was the DNA alone, do they have DNA from every person on file?
offmymeds: FTA: In a victim impact statement, the couple said they now felt they needed to sell their home of more than 20 years because they no longer felt safe after what Donnelly had done.They said: "It has been very distressing."He stole two keyrings, which were of sentimental value given to me by my mother after my father died in 1972."We intend to sell the house now after what has happened."Oh for farks sake...
JonnyBGoode: [www.organicmechanic.org image 400x278]
computerguyUT: Aaah yes, the old, tie a string to the cucumber, shove it up the bad guys butt and turn it sideways, then tie the other end of the string to a doorknob so the bad guy can't get away trick...Works every time.
beezeltown: Jeebus, they test DNA for vegetable theft?
WD: No pickle incident references? Good?
8InchFloppy: So we are using DNA technology to track down low level burglers?
Greek: 8InchFloppy: So we are using DNA technology to track down low level burglers?Didn't read the article, eh? In addition to the veggies and meat, he stole a valuable watch and the homeowner's car, among other unlisted items. That's felony level, there.
8InchFloppy: I read it. Just surprised that theft even at that level was enough to warrant DNA testing. Sure this guy stole a car but he's not exactly "Baby Face" Nelson either.
Fano: Now he's made quite a pickle.
Because People in power are Stupid: [www.thedailygouge.com image 425x240]
oxycodon: [images.wikia.com image 238x399]
LordOfThePings: beezeltown: Jeebus, they test DNA for vegetable theft?You reed gud:Donnelly ransacked the house, stealing treasured possessions including a retirement watch the homeowner had been given when he retired from Hull Royal Infirmary.His wife woke to discover her car was also missing.
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