FARK.com: (7964021) Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots)

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		Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots) ( dailymail.co.uk)		27
		More: Scary, South Side of Chicago, Daisy Gutierrez, ex-boyfriends, Honduran, Jose Reyes, cause of death, first-degree murders

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Nina Haagen Dazs

2013-10-06 10:54:30 PM

19 votes:

aagrajag

2013-10-07 04:26:49 AM

10 votes:

HotWingAgenda: I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.

To be fair, after the third kid, the fourth guy could have tripped.

black_knight

2013-10-07 06:19:26 AM

5 votes:

I think this would be a worse fate:

calbert

2013-10-07 04:47:36 AM

5 votes:

well there goes any chance she had of getting into a good college

Quaker

2013-10-07 07:00:23 AM

4 votes:

blacknite

2013-10-07 09:09:07 AM

2 votes:

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.

Primitive Screwhead

2013-10-07 08:33:57 AM

2 votes:

How do we know the ex wasn't a Highlander and they were trying to get his powers?

TinyFist

2013-10-07 04:39:25 AM

2 votes:

Alright, dammit.

I've been actively trying to learn how to properly separate chicken wings. I've gone through about four dozen of them and still can't properly cut up the wings and drummies.

But this guy can cut off someones head?

I have a really nice knife set, got it as a housewarming gift....

I must be doing something wrong.

Jeepman1974

2013-10-07 03:41:16 AM

2 votes:

Well at least someone got head.

Captain Dan

2013-10-07 03:29:46 AM

2 votes:

19 years old, on her fourth child. How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?

RoyBatty

2013-10-07 12:14:34 AM

2 votes:

Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a chick named Gu'try-ezz Now Gu'tie more than trouble
You see she stand 'bout five foot four
All the downtown misters call her my meth lover"
All the girls just call her "Sir"

fusillade762

2013-10-07 12:01:54 AM

2 votes:

The family that slays together stays together...

SgtArkie

2013-10-07 07:27:33 PM

1 vote:

Scene: Police say this house on the South Side of Chicago was the site of the unthinkable crime

South Side Chicago...sounds pretty THINKable to me, maybe they need better cops

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phyrkrakr

2013-10-07 05:03:34 PM

1 vote:

Wow, Fark, you're slipping. I get the casual racism/class warfare/misogyny, but how did everybody miss the fact that the victim's name is Jose Reyes?

garandman1a

2013-10-07 01:40:23 PM

1 vote:

RobSeace: watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!

And the worst of all, sending them to NJ. Thats gotta be worse than a British prison.

blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.

Well, when it comes to gun control, there really is no visible difference between Chicago & the UK. It was an easy mistake to make.

edmo

2013-10-07 09:19:10 AM

1 vote:

blacknite: clearly you read the article.

More like he ran out of comments to troll in the Politics tab

buntz

2013-10-07 07:52:22 AM

1 vote:

RobSeace

2013-10-07 07:14:15 AM

1 vote:

watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!

danielscissorhands

2013-10-07 06:13:21 AM

1 vote:

you are a puppet: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!

danielscissorhands

2013-10-07 06:09:20 AM

1 vote:

Not available for comment.

orbister

2013-10-07 05:22:49 AM

1 vote:

hardinparamedic:Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Google tells me that she sent this to him:

thanks for your consideration about ruining by bday. As a 25 year old with two published books and a condo, the relationship I planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life.

It sounds as if her perfect match exists, even if he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Fano

2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM

1 vote:

Salome? We have some classical references here?

TheDumbBlonde

2013-10-07 04:59:39 AM

1 vote:

TwistedFark: wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right? 19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.

There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.

Stereotypes aren't free, they're earned.

apoptotic

2013-10-07 04:30:08 AM

1 vote:

Oh Daily Fail, you're so failtastic. When someone tells you that the accused threatened the victim several times, chances are they didn't say "these tragic events are entirely surprising".

And unless the father was buried alive, "...helped her killer lover bury the victim's body parts along with her own father..." is just...more fail.

tokyogirl79

2013-10-07 04:27:04 AM

1 vote:

Trance354: hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female. Got an email, not a number. Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was. After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party. All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life. Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.

(facepalms)

Yeah... and then she probably wonders why she's still single. Yeah.

HotWingAgenda

2013-10-07 04:23:01 AM

1 vote:

I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.

Boo_Guy

2013-10-07 03:47:06 AM

1 vote:

Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.

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