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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   If you leave your purse behind at a Foot Locker and it's got your cocaine inside, just let it go. And if you can't let it go, don't park your car in a fire lane with your boyfriend passed out inside when you come back to get it   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Foot Locker, fire lane, air guns, Cleveland Heights, commercial buildings, cocaine, bowling balls  
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3005 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2013 at 10:41 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-06 11:08:02 AM  
2 votes:
So someone left their purse. They are probably gonna return for it. WHY DA FARK do you have to riffle through their belongings and then rat them out for something that isn't affecting you in no way whatsoever? Kill the asshole as brutally as possible, I say.
2013-10-06 11:05:38 AM  
1 vote:
The employee is retarded.

Step 1: look for ID
Step 2: find cocaine
Step 3: take cocaine
Step 4: "What cocaine?"
Step 5: profit.

/mostly joking
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