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(The Smoking Gun)   For some reason, McDonald's drive-thru employees don't like it when you show up wearing no pants and ask them to touch your Big Mac   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-10-06 01:56:17 AM  
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, touch my penis.
2013-10-06 01:56:30 AM  
He just wanted a Happy Meal.
2013-10-06 01:58:03 AM  
I guess my sesame seed buns are right out then
2013-10-06 03:46:07 AM  
Well, now you get to compare what has more actual meat, the wiener or the burger.
2013-10-06 03:46:48 AM  
Super size it for me.
2013-10-06 03:49:06 AM  
why did Ronald McDonald get arrested?
he tried to shove his Big Mac into Wendys hot and juicy
2013-10-06 03:51:34 AM  

fusillade762: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, touch my penis.

You don't get the special sauce until *after* the touch-my-penis part.
2013-10-06 03:52:01 AM  
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You'll notice, nowhere does it say anything about pants.
2013-10-06 03:52:05 AM  

RedPhoenix122: He just wanted a Happy Meal.


He wanted the Happy Ending Meal.
2013-10-06 03:56:34 AM  
Hold the penis, hold the lettuce.
Special odors don't upset us.

I thought Burger King was home of the Whopper?
2013-10-06 04:05:57 AM  
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2013-10-06 04:06:52 AM
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2013-10-06 04:08:11 AM  
You can always get foot longs at Sonic, though.

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2013-10-06 04:15:28 AM  

red5ish: [imageshack.us image 625x317]

Oh I bet she parted the seas if you know what i mean.
2013-10-06 04:21:25 AM  
Well that's just bullshiat.
2013-10-06 05:29:03 AM  
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/tis a wonder what you can find occasionally that fits a situation absolutely perfectly...
2013-10-06 05:56:02 AM  
But I thought you said you liked your coffee steaming hot?

Hospital's down the street, lobster boy.
2013-10-06 05:58:20 AM  
FTA: Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald's
2013-10-06 06:03:53 AM  

Iczer: [fc03.deviantart.net image 850x596]

/tis a wonder what you can find occasionally that fits a situation absolutely perfectly...

There's a reason you can find a MLP pic to fit every situation...

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2013-10-06 06:25:39 AM  
It's sad to see how low Buddy Ebsen has fallen.
2013-10-06 06:36:16 AM  
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2013-10-06 06:40:23 AM  
Turns out they don't want to see your mcnuggets.
2013-10-06 06:41:34 AM  
Right after the 911 call

"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is pantsless. Repeat,pantsless"
2013-10-06 06:41:46 AM  
Come on Come on Come on Come on now touch me baby! Can't you see that I am not afraiiiiiid!
2013-10-06 06:52:43 AM  
I can still ask them to touch my penis though, right?
2013-10-06 07:08:08 AM  
Hold the onions and the pickle and the secret sauce and the beef.
Got nothin' for relish.
2013-10-06 07:34:19 AM  

abhorrent1: I can still ask them to touch my penis though, right?

Yeah, but you have to park and go inside. No reach-around at the pull-around.
2013-10-06 07:53:44 AM  
I wonder if that's why a local Mcds has some stooge standing out front, under a little yellow tent, randomly taking orders.

So farking annoying.
2013-10-06 08:38:20 AM  
Pantsless Masturbating McDonald's Customer is my next novelty account.
2013-10-06 09:05:02 AM  
Give the guy a break He was only expressing his individuality.
2013-10-06 09:18:10 AM  
Sadly, the girl behind the counter looked, pointed at me and said "that looks to be about a quarter pounder..."

err, I mean, she looked and said "Sir, this is McDonalds, you can't bring a Whopper in here..."  Yeah, that's  the ticket...
2013-10-06 09:18:52 AM  
Should have ordered the tossed salad.
2013-10-06 09:20:12 AM  
Now why wasn't I surprised that this was in Flori-duh?
2013-10-06 09:21:12 AM  

HOOBOY!: I suppose masturbating with no pants on at a restaurant is illegal now. Is this even America anymore?

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2013-10-06 10:01:12 AM  
At least it's a good thing this guy was so ineffectual in his attempt at forcing someone else to touch his penis. His approach was more of a pathetic hail Mary than it was any kind of thought-out, even semi-competent plan.
2013-10-06 12:34:18 PM  

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You'll notice, nowhere does it say anything about pants.

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2013-10-06 12:52:07 PM  
I hope at 69 I'll be able to do get it up and drive at the same time.
2013-10-06 05:25:32 PM  
But what if it's just a small fry?
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