midpoint: [img.fark.net image 451x106]It is your FFPL report!This report contains strong images of non-consensual sex and self-harm. Parental discretion is advised.Last week, not one single player scored negative points. With both Manchester teams losing this week, a full quarter of the league took wounds ranging from a 'light splintering' to 'unwanted sexual attention from a donkey'. A -40 or -50 is usually enough to call attention to yourself, but this week the bar is much lower. Cameroncrazy1984 lodged a noteworthy -60 WITH a successful banker. Twins of shame dietbubba and Thunderchild gaped to -65's, incorporating -30s from MUFC Vs WBA that were so de rigueur this round. Scouserduck has people whispering behind his back, having recorded a seasons worst -70. In fact, lets give that score the debit it deserves. MINUS SEVENTY.Eeyore!A small number of hipsters decided negative scores were too mainstream for them. Stimied_in_a_Rut dragged in 100, just behind tom_servo_bit_me on 105. Top scorer of the round, and sprinting into first place we have wynswrld who brought in 130. With the only intact Max Banker left, wynswrld has the chance to increase his 100 point advantage over second and third placed nathanjr and Langston - or will the pressure tell?Wherewolf and Darkwym operationalized WOPR strategy through not submitting predictions. 0 this week was a decent score. I distinguish between their 0s and Princips_Sandwich's zen.The Bankers were massacred this week [if only]. Wynswrld takes the Presidency of the BB Club, which has very few members left now, with themanofpa, tom_servo_bit_me, Adubs86, chupacabra_sandwich and sachbash on 10s.Tom_servo_bit_me gets his third mention of the week as highest climber, rising 12 places whilst Thunderchild drops 12. Norfolkingchance heads the top of Page 2, whilst Gonz_Hotspur clings onto the bottom of Page 1 by tiebreak.Two of the top three are Arsenal. Two of the bottom three are Spurs. Most MUFC are on Page 2, but ¾ of ...
HaywoodJablonski: No more scoring for my perfect.
midpoint: The Bankers were massacred this week [if only].
desertgeek: Ian Holloway is mouthing along with YNWA.
Kurohone: desertgeek: Ian Holloway is mouthing along with YNWA.What was with the banner of great Marxist leaders I noticed during the pre-game shots? Does Liverpool have a historic communist connection I was unaware of?
midpoint: desertgeek: Ian Holloway is mouthing along with YNWA.Dad's favourite song, according to BBC radio.
Stimied in a Rut: I'm watching the Newcastle/Cardiff match so I don't have to watch Liverpool win.
czetie: Looks like Suarez brought a little snack onto the field with him.
dietbubba: That was an AMAZING goal
dietbubba: Okay, no more goals. I want a perfect. I need it after last week's debacle
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