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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   High school English teacher forgoes asking her students for sex, just wants them to provide her drugs instead   ( fox40.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Oakmont High, Oakmont, Placer County  
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2013-10-04 11:54:56 AM  
The student that ratter her out:

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2013-10-04 12:22:54 PM  
This was the teacher of one of my Facebook friends' daughter.
2013-10-04 01:42:27 PM  
Kids do have the best drugs these days
2013-10-04 01:43:29 PM  

Mega Steve: Kids do have the best drugs these days

Kids have always had the best drugs.
2013-10-04 01:48:28 PM  
Good people be okay. Words I live by.
2013-10-04 01:49:09 PM  
Looks like she could be in the 4th-5th arrest region for Faces of METH!!!!
2013-10-04 01:51:04 PM  
Jesus how many Breaking Bad headlines are we gonna have?
2013-10-04 01:59:53 PM  
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2013-10-04 02:13:32 PM  
In her defense, Oxycontin is a helluva drug.
2013-10-04 02:14:40 PM  
Rookie mistake. You gotta bring your own...

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What happened to the good ol' days when your teacher just kept a bottle in a brown paper bag in his/her bottom desk drawer?
2013-10-04 02:17:18 PM  
My drug dealer is an addiction counselor.  No joke.
2013-10-04 02:47:26 PM  
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2013-10-04 03:14:16 PM  
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For what reason did she not ask the chemistry teacher?
2013-10-04 03:19:21 PM  

SundaesChild: This was the teacher of one of my Facebook friends' daughter.

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2013-10-04 03:54:58 PM  
100k Bail? Was she caught with ALL the drugs?
2013-10-04 03:56:15 PM  
I saw the "Red Flag Alert" at the top of the Fox News webpage and initially thought it was some kind "Libby Intruder Detected!" warning for the Fox folks.
2013-10-04 04:33:32 PM  
An English teacher at Oakmont is unpaid leave, accused of having illegal drugs and reportedly asking one of her students to provide her those drugs.

Apparently, the editor is unpaid leave too.
2013-10-04 05:27:42 PM  

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If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle
2013-10-04 06:47:53 PM  

chopit: My drug dealer is an addiction counselor.  No joke.

That completely makes sense.

The drug dealers actually come to HIM.
2013-10-04 07:37:29 PM  
Surprisingly ok with this.
2013-10-04 10:05:30 PM  
FTFA - Ironic, perhaps, that Oakmont High School will be a designated drop-off point for prescription medications later this month. It's a program that seeks to get unused narcotics out of medicine cabinetsin to the program organizers' stomachs.
2013-10-05 12:31:34 PM  
FTFA - "Like I always tell her, you have good people and you have bad people... bad people will eventually get found out and the good people be okay," said Ken Taylor.

Yea... except the bad people are the ones who are living large and the good people are the ones being squashed out of existence. Hell, plenty of the 'bad people' these days don't even care if they are found out. They just lawyer up, laugh at us, and keep on being bad. Just ask the Kochs, for starters...
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