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(CNN)   Nearly a hundred die in shipwreck off the coast of Italy. This is not a repeat from a year ago January   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: News, Italy, Lampedusa, Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, sun exposure, boats  
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2013-10-03 08:33:28 PM  
6 votes:
FTA:  Editor's note: Are you there?

OMG the article has become self-aware
2013-10-03 08:59:29 PM  
2 votes:
Doopity Doo
I am to lazy to finish this tune.
2013-10-04 08:43:11 AM  
1 vote:
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to the rescue...
2013-10-04 01:02:39 AM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: CygnusDarius: Danger Avoid Death: a particular individual: CygnusDarius: a particular individual: CygnusDarius: fusillade762: a particular individual: FTA: "A boat carrying as many as 500 people capsized and caught fire..."

In that order.

It then sank into the swamp.

So they built another boat, over the boat.

...and that sank into the swamp.

So they build a third boat.

That one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one...

If you two don't cut it out I'm going to sing.

No! You'll marry the princess of Sweden! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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I should be so lucky. Above is princess Madeleine of Sweden and her huge ... tracts of land.

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2013-10-03 11:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Not to be raciest but if I find my boat captain is Italian I'm getting off.
2013-10-03 09:01:07 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Dehydrated, burned

Isn't that redundant?
2013-10-03 08:51:46 PM  
1 vote:
That's horrible. How will the oil spill affect the wildlife from so many dead italians?

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2013-10-03 08:39:37 PM  
1 vote:
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