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(CTV News)   Handy map shows province by province where Canadians are more likely to drink, do drugs or smoke. Alberta slams back a beer and beats on BC who just takes it. Quebec lights a cigarette. Ontario is boring and average as usual   ( ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2013-10-02 09:36:26 PM  
3 votes:
Ontario is average because everyone lives there.  If Ontarians walked around drunk off their asses, doing bong hits on the way to work in a pot smoke filled office, they would still be about average.
2013-10-03 01:01:58 AM  
2 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Do they still have a Navy? Or are they renting a ship here and there from 1-800-Buy-a-boat?

We had the third largest navy in the world after WW2.

Go ahead piss us off, See how that works out for you.

/hint, Canada has never lost a war it has entered. EVER
2013-10-02 09:20:22 PM  
2 votes:

Tony_Pepperoni: krafty420: How the Hell does Nova Scotia Newfoundland not beat the rest of Canada at drinking?

They're all in Alberta "working" the tar sands.
2013-10-02 11:15:22 PM  
1 vote:
And as usual, Saskatchewan's hardly worth talking about.
2013-10-02 10:32:23 PM  
1 vote:

bborchar: A thread about Canada and drinking an no one has mentioned hockey yet?

/I am disappoint

Mentioning hockey in a thread about drinking is redundant.
2013-10-02 10:31:36 PM  
1 vote:
I moved from BC to Alberta a little over a decade ago. First thing you notice are the private liquor stores on every corner, and adult video stores all over as well. That's what you find in a conservative province. In liberal BC you just have Hells Angels growing weed all over, and hippies smoking it.
2013-10-02 10:16:04 PM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: rustypouch: I'm a bit surprised that the maritimes don't drink that much.

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Maybe they don't know Newfoundlanders.

Newfoundland and Labrador aren't part of the maritimes; they ARE part of the Atlantic provinces
2013-10-02 09:25:14 PM  
1 vote:

baconbeard: Tony_Pepperoni: krafty420: How the Hell does Nova Scotia Newfoundland not beat the rest of Canada at drinking?

They're all in Alberta "working" the tar sands.

Pretty much this. The oil workers work long weeks, and then piss their money away on booze and strippers during their week off. Rare is the tarsands worker who can actually save some of the mad bank they make.
2013-10-02 08:56:32 PM  
1 vote:
Check north of Hiway 7
2013-10-02 08:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
This is canada my friends. Drinking fighting farking and doing dope of all sorts is all we have to do besides go to work.

you gotta be hard to handle a canadian winter my friends. Regadless of province.
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