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(Adweek)   Some beauty product marketers apparently need to be told how to identify lonely, fat, and depressed women, and what to say to them at what time of day   ( adweek.com) divider line
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2013-10-02 04:51:47 PM  
Lonely, fat, AND depressed?

I don't think beauty products will help.
2013-10-02 04:57:03 PM  
"$5/month gets you TotalFark."
2013-10-02 05:17:56 PM  
Hash tags don't work that way, Cindy.
2013-10-02 05:20:53 PM  
when i wake  up to a fat sweatty sick crying lonely depressed woman at 6am on monday morning, i say whar my godanm sandwitch
2013-10-02 06:26:36 PM  
Don't they all get that way eventually?
2013-10-02 06:27:54 PM  
Adele has fans, dammit
2013-10-02 06:40:38 PM  
The marketing people can have 'em when I'm done with 'em. Hell, they should thank me for the "depressed" part.
2013-10-02 06:47:51 PM  
Lonely, fat, and depressed? Sounds like a recipe for low standards! Sign me the hell up!
2013-10-02 06:57:32 PM  
Chameleon Marketing: you change your product positioning every hour of the day.
2013-10-02 07:20:53 PM  
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2013-10-02 07:52:44 PM  
Lonely, fat, and depressed is thebest pussy!
2013-10-03 02:51:19 AM  

wombatsrus: '


I used to think the characterization and story arcs in "Cathy" were compelling and even slightly risque.

Then I turned to "For Better or Worse" and learned what the cartoonist's art was really meant to be.
2013-10-03 06:18:45 AM  
Hell, I knew that by the time I'd been hanging out in bars for a year or two.
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