Muta: CynicalLA: I may speed but I never impede traffic. I'm always aware of my surroundings and go with the flow of traffic. The laws I break don't affect any other drivers and that's the big difference. Do you understand?And what you don't understand is that by speeding you are breaking the law. Reckless driving kills more people than bicycling. You're a menace to society.
theorellior: Nothing makes me happier than the impotent rage of drivers who can't just run roughshod over every person and thing in their way with their gasoline-powered movement machines. I think the next time I run a stop sign I'm gonna do a little victory waggle with my butt at the fat slobs idling their way toward a stop. Guess what? If I go on a rampage with my bike I might break someone's arm or leg but I can't do that much damage before running out of steam and, besides, someone's gonna cold-cock me before things get too out of hand. Drivers, well, we have to restrain them through strictly-enforced laws because they could run over a herd of grandmothers before even noticing their iPad had been jostled out of their hands.Sucks to be you, drivers. Sucks to be you.
aircraftkiller: bgilmore5: 4. You are capable of traveling within 10 mph of the posted speed limit....4. That isn't a requirement of driving on a road unless a minimum speed limit is posted.
theorellior: Funny, the law says the cyclist is allowed to be on the road regardless of your road rage. I thought you were all concerned about the law? If the cyclist has to stop for stop signs you have to yield the road to another lawful vehicle. Sorry if that makes you angry.
theorellior: CynicalLA: If you can't go the speed limit then you shouldn't be blocking the road.Change the law then, dumbfark. The law says I can take a lane and if you don't like it you can go chase yourself. Or get arrested for murder if you decided to clear the lane yourself. Sucks to be you.
CynicalLA: The cyclists that decide to use the highway instead of the bike path are the ones that really piss me off. I hope you don't do that.
Uranus Is Huge!: Do you mean 'again'?Wasn't even charged the last time.And it felt SO good.
Uranus Is Huge!: You may understand the law. I understand the legal systemand physics.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: CynicalLA: I got so close to one yesterday that he had to shiat his pants. You should not be blocking traffic if you are not going the speed limit. You are on a bike and I will always win if there is a crash.The law says I have the right to the road. And, at least the law around here is that you have to be 3 feet from a cyclist when you pass. If you don't like the law, you're welcome to walk or take the bus.
theorellior: shmashmortion: As a city pedestrian, fark you.Oh, I avoid pedestrians like the plague. They're even more clueless than drivers. Randomized accident vectors on two legs. No thanks.
Uranus Is Huge!: I can't wait to accidentally run over you.
CynicalLA: I got so close to one yesterday that he had to shiat his pants. You should not be blocking traffic if you are not going the speed limit. You are on a bike and I will always win if there is a crash.
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