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(Daily Mail)   A grouping of words that you wouldn't expect to see together: 'Miranda Kerr had to practice loving herself'   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Ironic, Miranda Kerr, Stella McCartney, eye shadow, Romeo and Juliet, mommies, Orlando Bloom, good looks, Cosmopolitan  
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2013-10-02 12:37:12 PM  
I have a few inches of love to disappoint her with
2013-10-02 12:38:19 PM  
If she needs help getting to those hard to reach places, I would be happy to assist her.
2013-10-02 12:47:57 PM  
Don't tell the elf.
2013-10-02 01:06:23 PM  
I'd love her with my penis. If you get what I'm eluding too.
2013-10-02 02:09:18 PM  
Further evidence that no matter how hot they are someone gets tired of them.
2013-10-02 02:40:09 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Don't tell the elf.

I'll distract him.... and by distract, I  mean fark.
2013-10-02 03:09:32 PM  
Sadnewsfor the ladies about her hubby then I guess.

//i'll have to forward this on to the wife.

////Good to know that she an take care of herself though.
2013-10-02 04:45:36 PM  
I'd like to add.. I would watch a video of her 'loving herself'

... for science, of course.
2013-10-02 06:22:09 PM  
If she needs some coaching, I'll make the time...
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practice makes perfect!
2013-10-02 07:20:56 PM  
'Models are some of the most insecure people I've ever met'
Well, yes.  This isn't some revelation.  It's only the entire farking reason they get into modeling the in first place.

It's also why they're so damn catty all the farking time.  There's no hate like model-on-model hate.

/it's also strangely hot
2013-10-02 07:21:51 PM  
WTF happened to my sentence structure?  What "the in first" huh?

Models: They're insecure, so you can be too.
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