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(Telegraph)   News from the You're Doing it Wrong Institute for Explainin Stuff: Wearing your belt too tight gives you throat cancer   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, acid reflux, head and neck cancer, Glasgow University, Southern General Hospital  
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2013-10-02 08:32:42 AM  
This is why the American government refuses to cut spending.
2013-10-02 08:34:55 AM  
The dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation...?
2013-10-02 08:37:41 AM  
That's it. No more belts for me. Or pants. Why take chances?

/like I wear these things in my basement apartment anyway.
//hey, my mom feels safer with me here.
///i don't really live in my mom's basement.
////or wear pants.
//huzzah for slashie madness!
2013-10-02 08:44:48 AM  
Maybe if you're wearing it like this ...

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But I think throat cancer is the last thing you should be concerned about.
2013-10-02 09:13:39 AM  
I wondered why my throat has been scratchy the last couple of days......
2013-10-02 09:14:36 AM  
Suspenders FTW!
2013-10-02 09:20:27 AM  
Wearing a belt too tight makes me get a huge gas bubble

/and then I fart
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-02 09:33:41 AM  
Tight belt makes you look thin increasing chances of oral sex leading to virus transfer and cancer.
2013-10-02 09:41:13 AM  

GiveMeFiveDollars: Wearing a belt too tight makes me get a huge gas bubble

/and then I fart

2013-10-02 09:52:31 AM  
Excuse me, I'm from the government and I'm here for your daily belt check.
2013-10-02 09:54:02 AM  
Well, I bet Michael Douglas feels pretty stupid about now.

/Blaming it on your wife = sh*thead
2013-10-02 10:42:13 AM  
So the gangstas are the smart ones?

This world is farked.
2013-10-02 01:06:59 PM  
Can't really cinch one of these too tight ..

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