tuna fingers: baronbloodbath: [d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net image 274x274]OH fark. My mini schnauzer caught a dove a few weeks past. Ripped its head off just like that. The body was intact, and the exposed neck vertebrae was bouncing up and down as if the grim reaper was playing Yars Revenge on an Atari joystick. When I picked it up, the wings flapped full force... and it had been decapitated a considerable amount of time. Hundreds of tiny sugar ants were on the bloody "joystick".
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