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(Chicago Trib)   Man who stabbed bird to death gets 90 days in jail, where he will have to get used to a cockatoo for awhile   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
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2013-09-30 10:28:16 PM  
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...he will have to get used to a cockatoo for awhile

That's what he gets for flying off the handle. He'll only be a jailbird for a few months, so it shouldn't be too hard to swallow. He'll just have to make some myna adjustments. He certainly won't be there long enough to go cuckoo.

/oh, stop groaning
//too lazy to work "booby," "tit," and "woodpecker" in
2013-09-30 11:39:10 PM  
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tuna fingers: baronbloodbath: [d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net image 274x274]

OH fark.  My mini schnauzer caught a dove a few weeks past.  Ripped its head off just like that.  The body was intact, and the exposed neck vertebrae was bouncing up and down as if the grim reaper was playing Yars Revenge on an Atari joystick.  When I picked it up, the wings flapped full force... and it had been decapitated a considerable amount of time.  Hundreds of tiny sugar ants were on the bloody "joystick".

Wow, we have an awful pigeon problem here in Arizona. My mini schnauzer has never caught a bird but I've always wondered how he would react if he did, if his ratter instincts would kick in. He knows the word "squirrel" and goes BERZERK. "Crow" too. One of my schnauzers we had when I was a kid caught a little bunny and tore it open; he was so proud of himself. This schnauzer I have now though, you have given me ideas, tuna fingers. I will see what happen when I call those damn pigeons "crows" too and let my little guy loose on them. His name is Dexter, after all.
2013-09-30 11:34:33 PM  
1 vote:
wild9 ,
Mean Daddy: Interesting, and yet if I own a wind farm, I can kill as many eagles, hawks or owls as I want. Google it moran.
You probably don't do it by getting into an argument with someone, throwing the bird against a wall, then stabbing it though.

In my religion that is the clean way to kill an animal. It is called the Kohalal food.

Don't judge me and my personal faith and I I deal with god you judgmental jerk.
2013-09-30 09:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
"Mr. Hrtiz's anger got the best of him,"

Anger and a startling lack of vowels in his last name.
2013-09-30 09:31:18 PM  
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