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(Sun Sentinel)   Loyalty customer is rewarded with an arrest and a dead chameleon   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, chameleons, loyalty cards, PETCO  
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2013-09-30 07:57:40 AM  
3 votes:
Karma's a biatch.
2013-09-30 08:07:51 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, chameleons come and go.
2013-09-30 03:35:38 PM  
1 vote:
There is a great nature clip out there of a butterfly emerging from it's cacoon.  As soon as it's wings dry, a praying mantis comes over and starts eating it.  While he's eating, a chameleon shoots out his tounge and eats the praying mantis.  While he's finishing that, a snake comes down and eats the chameleon.  Then a bird swoops in and eats the snake.

That's the food chain for you.  I kinda felt bad for everyone.
2013-09-30 11:07:18 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-30 09:27:47 AM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: Looks like one of those animals God put together from leftover parts after partying all night.

Yeah, like Rosie O'Donnell

Angel: "You can't put a vagina on this man."
God: "Why not? I'm God!"
Angel: "Well, what do you want to do about the breasts?"
God: "Uh, take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for."
2013-09-30 09:15:15 AM  
1 vote:
It's probably pining for the Fjords
2013-09-30 08:21:25 AM  
1 vote:
Cool fact you didn't know: when catching prey, these critters can project their tongues up to 1-1/2 times their body length,

If I could do that with my tongue, I wouldn't waste time stealing lizards from a pet store!
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